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Started by Ob_Portu, November 21, 2010, 10:53:24 PM

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Faust

#15
November 21, 2010, 11:49:07 PM
Can I eat your withered carcass when you die?
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Ob_Portu

#16
November 21, 2010, 11:50:53 PM
 :|
I'm not crazy, I'm perturbed.

Salty

#17
November 21, 2010, 11:51:58 PM
Hey what's the problem. FAUST didn't kill him.
That's just pragmatism.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Ob_Portu

#18
November 21, 2010, 11:53:52 PM
Prove that you need food.

That's sarcasm.
I'm not crazy, I'm perturbed.

BadBeast

#19
November 22, 2010, 12:00:36 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 11:53:52 PM
Prove that you need food.

That's sarcasm.
Prove that you don't. (That's science)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Faust

#20
November 22, 2010, 12:02:06 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 11:53:52 PM
Prove that you need food.

That's sarcasm.
I don't, the meat I ride around in does though.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Sister Fracture

#21
November 22, 2010, 12:11:08 AM
Hey guys, this dude is RIGHT! The only thing I've had in the lasts 24 hours is a couple pieces of buttered toast! I FEEL AMAZING! You should totally start on your all water diet today!
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A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Salty

#22
November 22, 2010, 12:12:31 AM
Seems to me that most ethical thing a person can do (reduce carbon footprint, no peripheral harm/killing) is to eat a low low calorie meal of cyanide.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Elder Iptuous

#23
November 22, 2010, 12:21:09 AM
I eat strictly ORTOLAN, FOISE GRAS, AND VEAL!
I FEEL FANTASTIC!

Rumckle

#24
November 22, 2010, 12:44:22 AM
Eh, I've never been a fan of absolutist moral systems.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
November 22, 2010, 12:54:10 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 10:53:24 PM
Everytime you eat an animal you are probuhgating its death.


ENGRISH, PREASE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
November 22, 2010, 12:54:59 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 11:20:51 PM
I AGREE!

I eat as little as possible!

AND I WILL EAT LESS!

Calorie restricted diets extend your life span!

I eat 200 or less a day! and I will go lower.

I am testing the limits of what i've been told is possible.

I FEEL AMAZING.

HEALTHY AND HAPPY AND FULL of energy.

LESS IS MORE!

MORE LIFE!

MORE LOVE!



BREATHARIANS:  NOT GOOD FOR THEM, BUT GOOD FOR US.  AND CHARLES DARWIN.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BadBeast

#27
November 22, 2010, 12:56:42 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on November 22, 2010, 12:21:09 AM
I eat strictly ORTOLAN, FOISE GRAS, AND VEAL!
I FEEL FANTASTIC!
I like all my meat to be specially tortured to death, over a soundtrack of Art Garfunkel's "Bright Eyes"
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Telarus

#28
November 22, 2010, 01:01:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 12:54:10 AM
Quote from: Ob_Portu on November 21, 2010, 10:53:24 PM
Everytime you eat an animal you are probuhgating its death.


ENGRISH, PREASE.

I think it meant "Propagating", as in 'multiplying, or increasing with the passage of time', because it glaringly misunderstands the crystal-wavy new-age definition of "Karma" that's so popular in the easily gullible.
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BadBeast

#29
November 22, 2010, 01:05:03 AM
And how the hell can you propagate a death anyweay? Ressurect the fucker and kill it again, and again?
"Line on the left, one death each"
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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