News:

MysticWicks endorsement: "I've always, always regarded the Discordians as being people who chose to be Discordians because they can't be arsed to actually do any work to develop a relationship with a specific deity, they were too wishy-washy to choose just one path, and they just want to be a mishmash of everything and not have to work at learning about rituals or traditions or any such thing as that."

Main Menu

AN APOLOGY.

Started by LMNO, November 23, 2010, 06:40:13 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

LMNO

So, during my lunch break, I was thinking about the TSA debacle while reading a certain website.  And I got to thinking.

While I am a very clever boy, and can easily tap into group dynamics, politics, beurocracy, and human fickleness, the main reason I began arguing against the Opt Out Protest is simple:

I had a gut reaction against being delayed during my travels to visit my family for Thanksgiving.

Regardless of whether my subsequent arguments held weight, or may even turn out to be correct in the long run, the motives for it were false.  And for that, I apologize.

I realize this makes me a part of the group of people that were willing to give up liberty for convenience, no matter how slight.

I accept my punishment.

hooplala

I am personally thrilled to discover that you do agree, and am filled with admiration that you could say as much so swiftly.  I hope it never seemed that I thought less of you when you were disagreeing, because that was certainly never the case.

I would say 'apology accepted', but I really don't think an apology was necessary to begin with.  :)
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cramulus


Richter

Honestly LMNO, I wouldn't know what I'd do if I had to fly out myself right now.  It's a weird situation.  Whatever you do, I'm sure you'll give them hell one way or anther.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

Quote from: Cramulus on November 23, 2010, 07:17:11 PM
Honey! Get the cheese grater!

I do recall saying "punishment".  

AFK

Quote from: Richter on November 23, 2010, 07:18:34 PM
Honestly LMNO, I wouldn't know what I'd do if I had to fly out myself right now.  It's a weird situation.  Whatever you do, I'm sure you'll give them hell one way or anther.

Pistils at dawn!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 23, 2010, 06:40:13 PM
So, during my lunch break, I was thinking about the TSA debacle while reading a certain website.  And I got to thinking.

While I am a very clever boy, and can easily tap into group dynamics, politics, beurocracy, and human fickleness, the main reason I began arguing against the Opt Out Protest is simple:

I had a gut reaction against being delayed during my travels to visit my family for Thanksgiving.

Regardless of whether my subsequent arguments held weight, or may even turn out to be correct in the long run, the motives for it were false.  And for that, I apologize.

I realize this makes me a part of the group of people that were willing to give up liberty for convenience, no matter how slight.

I accept my punishment.

You and 90% of America.

Your penance is to leer suggestively at 3 random people in the next 2 hours.  Go forth, and sin no more.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

These are some of the best punishments ever.

Richter

I've got it.  When you fly, whatever you walk through, make it FABULOUS.  (Boys, Boys, Boys)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Enrico Salazar

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 23, 2010, 06:40:13 PM
So, during my lunch break, I was thinking about the TSA debacle while reading a certain website.  And I got to thinking.

While I am a very clever boy, and can easily tap into group dynamics, politics, beurocracy, and human fickleness, the main reason I began arguing against the Opt Out Protest is simple:

I had a gut reaction against being delayed during my travels to visit my family for Thanksgiving.

Regardless of whether my subsequent arguments held weight, or may even turn out to be correct in the long run, the motives for it were false.  And for that, I apologize.

I realize this makes me a part of the group of people that were willing to give up liberty for convenience, no matter how slight.

I accept my punishment.


Enrico know this day would come eventual.  Has phrase "Watersportsboarding" enter your vocabulary yet?  If not, soon will.  :) :D :? :argh!:
Did someone say gorgeous?


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 23, 2010, 07:34:22 PM
These are some of the best punishments ever.

Well, why not?  The only person you owe an apology to for this is yourself.

I'm just here to give you an excuse to ogle someone.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Remington

Yuor punishment is to take Viagra approximately 30 minutes before the security checkpoint, then opt out of the scan. Make sure to vocally demonstrate how much you appreciate the TSA officer's affections.
Is it plugged in?

the last yatto

Actually I'm guessing if enough people opt out they will just form two lines.
So if you accept the scanner you might not need the two hours or whatever time you alloted to make it past the checkpoint
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pēleus on November 24, 2010, 12:35:22 AM
Actually I'm guessing if enough people opt out they will just form two lines.
So if you accept the scanner you might not need the two hours or whatever time you alloted to make it past the checkpoint

Nope.  Why would they bother?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

the last yatto

To ensure everyone has a timely experience, better then delaying flights
If they don't wanna get scanned fine, but your standing in the longer line
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit