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Da Burg wins for most dangerous city in Florida!

Started by Suu, November 24, 2010, 02:47:33 AM

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Quote from: Phox on November 24, 2010, 03:30:48 AM
:?

Why would you think that????
:lulz:



I don't know, but knowing how close you are, the feeling I need to have your babies is increasing.  :lulz:
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Phox

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Quote from: ϗ on November 24, 2010, 03:54:33 AM
I don't know, but knowing how close you are, the feeling I need to have your babies is increasing.  :lulz:
:fap:

ETA: No need for that anymore.  :lulz:

Whatever

The day they came out with this was what? Monday? 

So all the local politicians are screaming and bitching about how St. Louis is not a dangerous city and that this is a scewed report and yada yada yada.....

Two kids got shot and killed a few blocks apart that night.  You see the fat police lieutenant stand there and go "We're confident both were killed by the same people as multiple guns were used in both shootings!" 

:x




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Everett, WA is 8 spots more dangerous than Tucson.

SUCK IT ROGER. MYTHOS RUINED. :lulz:
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My neighborhood has steadily been becoming.. nicer.
I hear fewer gunshots both at night and during the day and most of the cops I see strewn about are just there for a car wreck.

Sister Fracture

Their information is faulty, if Phoenix is even lower than Tucson. There is NO WAY that Phoenix isn't higher.
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Quote from: Sister Fracture on November 24, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
Their information is faulty, if Phoenix is even lower than Tucson. There is NO WAY that Phoenix isn't higher.

Well you have to remember, the threat in Tucson to the Tucson cabal consists of other Tucson residents.

The threat to other Tucson residents includes the Tucson Cabal.
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GO SAN BERDU!  YOU'RE NUMBER THIRTY-FOUR!  :lulz:  Should be higher than that, I reckon.

Disco Pickle

89??  that's not so bad.  we're still #1 in FL for murder though.   :sad:
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Suu

Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on November 24, 2010, 08:38:14 PM
89??  that's not so bad.  we're still #1 in FL for murder though.   :sad:

Jacksonville isn't Florida. It's an extension of Georgia and the largest redneck syndicate south of the Okefenokee.
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Disco Pickle

Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2010, 09:32:22 PM
Jacksonville isn't Florida. It's an extension of Georgia and the largest redneck syndicate south of the Okefenokee.

:horrormirth:

I cannot deny this, and it pains me to confirm it.

hell, we still have a High School named after Nathan Bedford Forrest.

If it weren't for Riverside/Avondale I'd have nowhere in this city I'd want to live.  At least the crazy in this neighborhood is crazy ha ha and not crazy uh oh. 

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Suu

At least if you have to, you can run to St. Augustine. If I ever move back to FL, it will probably be there.
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Disco Pickle

Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2010, 09:47:43 PM
At least if you have to, you can run to St. Augustine. If I ever move back to FL, it will probably be there.

Love St. Aug, and the ride down A1A from the beaches to get there is one of my favorite drives, but god damn the tourists..  just..  FUCK.  And it's a horrible commute if you're not fortunate enough to work there.

other than that, love it.  I've been more drunk in St Augustine than any other city in the US.  Oh, and if you haven't been in the last few years, a new group took over the Amphitheatre billings and promotion and have been booking solid show after solid show for a couple of years now. 
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Suu

I grew up in St. Pete, dude. I very rarely crossed the Rift Valley known as Orlando to get to the East Coast. In my 15 years in Florida, I've been to St. Aug TWICE. I went to Miami more...same distance of a drive, really, only you can't break 100 on I-4 past Sanford like you can on the Alley. I was stationed for a bit at Melbourne/Canaveral, but even then, Beeline.

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Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Suu on November 24, 2010, 10:02:05 PM
I grew up in St. Pete, dude. I very rarely crossed the Rift Valley known as Orlando to get to the East Coast. In my 15 years in Florida, I've been to St. Aug TWICE. I went to Miami more...same distance of a drive, really, only you can't break 100 on I-4 past Sanford like you can on the Alley. I was stationed for a bit at Melbourne/Canaveral, but even then, Beeline.



Pfff, says you.
I like Augustine. It's a nice weekend retreat from this fucking rat hole. And I mean actual rats, I live too far from Mickey to be affected by that shit.