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Pie or Cake?

Started by theCalmpsychopath, April 02, 2007, 09:18:58 PM

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which is better Pie or Cake

Pie
Cake

Salty

FRIENDS (also, cake lovers): Pardon me while I blaspheme.

You know where I stand on this subject, I have made my position plain from the start. However, while discussing a matter very similar in nature with a good friend I have come to a profound way of thinking that applicable to this debate, no doubt, is a means of living a more full and satisfying way of life in many ways. It will enable us to experience life in a way that leaves no room for hindsight regret and the all-too-common disappointment that both middle-ground fallacy and hard-lined partisanship offer in over-abundance.

It's simple really. I'm sure many of you already feel this way, and some of you have said as much ITT.

The word "Or" must be erased, stricken forever from your minds unless absolutely necessary.

In its stead you must use the word "And".

Cake AND Pie.
Men AND Women.
Beer AND Wine.
Rebellion against injustice AND Gratitude for our comforts.
Morals AND Ethics.
Beer AND Whiskey.
Pandas AND Giraffes.
Hard work AND Fun.
Beer AND Beer.

AND is a powerful word.
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Eater of Clowns

Alty has a point.

I say we kill him for his heresy AND bake him in a pie.
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Jasper

Do they make stout wines?

AFK

Cake and Pie just robs you of the pleasure of having cake and cake. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

PIE.

NO CAKE.

PIE.


YOU CAN PUT MEAT INTO PIES.

THEREFORE - SUPERIOR TO CAKE.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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Quote from: Alty on November 29, 2010, 11:51:00 PM
FRIENDS (also, cake lovers): Pardon me while I blaspheme.

You know where I stand on this subject, I have made my position plain from the start. However, while discussing a matter very similar in nature with a good friend I have come to a profound way of thinking that applicable to this debate, no doubt, is a means of living a more full and satisfying way of life in many ways. It will enable us to experience life in a way that leaves no room for hindsight regret and the all-too-common disappointment that both middle-ground fallacy and hard-lined partisanship offer in over-abundance.

It's simple really. I'm sure many of you already feel this way, and some of you have said as much ITT.

The word "Or" must be erased, stricken forever from your minds unless absolutely necessary.

In its stead you must use the word "And".

Cake AND Pie.
Men AND Women.
Beer AND Wine.
Rebellion against injustice AND Gratitude for our comforts.
Morals AND Ethics.
Beer AND Whiskey.
Pandas AND Giraffes.
Hard work AND Fun.
Beer AND Beer.

AND is a powerful word.


1. What the fuck is this shit? You're like the kid who can't decide between milk or orange juice so you just put them both in the same glass. Fuck that and your pinko retarded socialist food jamboree scheme.

2.

AFK

Quote from: Suu on November 30, 2010, 03:15:06 PM
PIE.

NO CAKE.

PIE.


YOU CAN PUT MEAT INTO PIES.

THEREFORE - SUPERIOR TO CAKE.

Actually, I suspect there probably is such a thing as meat cake, but I fear Googling "meat cake" may be harmful to my employment status. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jasper


Suu

I hate meatloaf. Meat should not be in loaf form. Bread is in loaves. Cake is sweet and carbohydrate-heaven. Meatcake doesn't sound tasty, like cupsteaks...


Meat pie works. Therefore, pie > cake.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper



Phox

CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :argh!:


... is a pie.

Jasper

And I think that for the sake of sanity, Shepherd's pie is neither cake nor pie, but an odd sort of casserole.