Liquid Meat?!!!

[Suu]

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/squeezabe-bacon

[Disco Pickle]

oh well.  it's bacon so that's ok.  and probably delicious.

[Richter]

 

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm all for squeezable bacon paste.

also, any hottie who wants to keep me breathing through my ears all night long should probably have some of this on hand: http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/bacon-lubricant

[AFK]

Wanna place a wager on how many parents feed that to their infants.

FTR, I don't but I think if the boy got a taste of that he'd take to it like a pig to, uh...nevermind.....bad metaphor. 

[hooplala]

I wish all food came in squeezable tubes.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I wish all food came in squeezable tubes.

I broke my jaw the summer before my senior year in high school.  Had to eat everything after blenderizing the fuck out of it.  It got old really really fast.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Bacon makes everything better.

[LMNO]

Because I am a bad person, name of this thread is reminding me of something.

[Richter]

I broke my jaw the summer before my senior year in high school.  Had to eat everything after blenderizing the fuck out of it.  It got old really really fast.

Suck. 

[Eater of Clowns]

Suck. 

HAW!   

[AFK]

Because I am a bad person, name of this thread is reminding me of something.

Once again, the pd.com threads of the day synergize. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Today's secret phrase "Redwing Meat"!

[hooplala]

You all know, I hope, that tacos at Taco Bell are filled with a "meat hose"...

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I worked at Taco Bell for one month, ten years ago. The tacos were, in fact, filled with this specially designed tool that was something like a comb and something like a slotted spoon. It had been designed by the head taco honcho to serve up the precise amount of meat to fill one taco. The manager at my Taco Bell revered it as a thing of glory and beauty but it was a right bitch to wash and it was slender enough to fall down into every conceivable nook and cranny in the food-slinging area. I fuckin' hated that thing. My manager probably would have fired me for saying so, but I was the only one who knew how to put the sour cream (caulk) guns back together.