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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 01, 2010, 04:47:19 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#30
December 02, 2010, 01:25:47 AM
Quote from: A Villager on December 02, 2010, 01:23:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on December 01, 2010, 09:29:48 PM
Quick question: Are Baba Yaga's standards the same as Santa's were? What exactly qualifies as naughty or nice under her administration?

Dr. James Semaj
Hoping to set up a meeting on amiable terms.

Hard to tell. If you try to google "naughty russian" and "nice russuan" you get a lot of overlap...

:spittake:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Wizard

#31
December 02, 2010, 01:36:21 AM
QuoteHard to tell. If you try to google "naughty russian" and "nice russuan" you get a lot of overlap...

By gum, you're right! Maybe there's a hidden difference between the two...something subtle...
Insanity we trust.

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
November 04, 2011, 04:35:40 PM
IT'S THE HAPPIEST TIME OF THE YEAR

(Heard my first Christmas song today.  I wish to do violence.)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#33
November 04, 2011, 04:41:39 PM
And Christmas themed commercials.  They made me sadrageface.   


LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, ADVERTISERS!!  I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT BUT YOU MADE ME!  :cry:

Luna

#34
November 04, 2011, 05:22:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:35:40 PM
IT'S THE HAPPIEST TIME OF THE YEAR

(Heard my first Christmas song today.  I wish to do violence.)

I refuse to turn on the fucking radio until after Thanksgiving.  I have an iPod for this shit.



The OP is awesome.  Baba Yaga has always given me the cold shivers... but the thought of a fat man who does nothing all year but watch small children, making lists, then, on that one, special day, creeping into the house when everyone is asleep to give "presents" is...   :shudder:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

#35
November 04, 2011, 05:42:16 PM
The 60 days of Christmas disgust me. Especially Black Friday. Especially the music.

Christmas Eve is my favorite because you're done with your coerced merchandise shopping and you can sit alone in the dark drinking eggnog in peace.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
November 04, 2011, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:42:16 PM
The 60 days of Christmas disgust me. Especially Black Friday. Especially the music.

Christmas Eve is my favorite because you're done with your coerced merchandise shopping and you can sit alone in the dark drinking eggnog in peace.

Christmas makes me saaaad

I am glad my best friend is a Jew.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
November 04, 2011, 05:45:41 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:42:16 PM
The 60 days of Christmas disgust me. Especially Black Friday. Especially the music.

Christmas Eve is my favorite because you're done with your coerced merchandise shopping and you can sit alone in the dark drinking eggnog in peace.

Fuck that noise.  I do my shopping in the first week of December, and I tell anyone who bothers me about Christmas before December 24th to GET UNDER THE MISTLETOE AND GET WHAT'S COMING TO THEM.

I am rarely bothered twice.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
November 04, 2011, 05:46:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:42:16 PM
The 60 days of Christmas disgust me. Especially Black Friday. Especially the music.

Christmas Eve is my favorite because you're done with your coerced merchandise shopping and you can sit alone in the dark drinking eggnog in peace.

Christmas makes me saaaad

I am glad my best friend is a Jew.

It's people like you that break Bill O'Rielly's heart.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#39
November 04, 2011, 05:50:01 PM
:lulz:


I still really love the Baba Yagga imagery. If I were artsy, I'd draw something for it, but alas, I am not. Hm. Though a manip is possible.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Jenne

#40
November 04, 2011, 05:50:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 04:35:40 PM
IT'S THE HAPPIEST TIME OF THE YEAR

(Heard my first Christmas song today.  I wish to do violence.)

They're starting to push Halloween out of the way...Christmas comes in September in a lot of the craft stores now.

I'm expecting it'll be Christmas year-round, pretty soon.

Juana

#41
November 04, 2011, 05:50:28 PM
Fucking kill me when that happens. :vom:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#42
November 04, 2011, 06:01:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:46:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:42:16 PM
The 60 days of Christmas disgust me. Especially Black Friday. Especially the music.

Christmas Eve is my favorite because you're done with your coerced merchandise shopping and you can sit alone in the dark drinking eggnog in peace.

Christmas makes me saaaad

I am glad my best friend is a Jew.

It's people like you that break Bill O'Rielly's heart.

GOOD

I WISH I COULD BREAK IT TWICE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
November 04, 2011, 06:02:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 06:01:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:46:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:42:16 PM
The 60 days of Christmas disgust me. Especially Black Friday. Especially the music.

Christmas Eve is my favorite because you're done with your coerced merchandise shopping and you can sit alone in the dark drinking eggnog in peace.

Christmas makes me saaaad

I am glad my best friend is a Jew.

It's people like you that break Bill O'Rielly's heart.

GOOD

I WISH I COULD BREAK IT TWICE.

He's not a hippie, though.

He just lubs Amurrika and you want to wreck it.  :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
November 04, 2011, 06:45:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 06:02:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 06:01:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 04, 2011, 05:46:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 04, 2011, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 04, 2011, 05:42:16 PM
The 60 days of Christmas disgust me. Especially Black Friday. Especially the music.

Christmas Eve is my favorite because you're done with your coerced merchandise shopping and you can sit alone in the dark drinking eggnog in peace.

Christmas makes me saaaad

I am glad my best friend is a Jew.

It's people like you that break Bill O'Rielly's heart.

GOOD

I WISH I COULD BREAK IT TWICE.

He's not a hippie, though.

He just lubs Amurrika and you want to wreck it.  :cry:

I'll smash the whole thing with my Jew-love and my Jesus-hating ways.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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