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So I got this pop-up...

Started by Suu, December 02, 2010, 02:12:33 PM

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Suu

http://html3.usagc.org/step1landing_eng.html?afk=AdpepnewPMUSAeng

Yes, it's a lottery to allow potential immigrants to the US to "win" a green card and the right to work in the US.

Then I made sure I checked the fine print at the bottom...Sure enough, not a government agency, and it mentions reimbursement for legal fees if you PURCHASE a package.


Yep. SCAM.

I didn't work my way through the form, but I wonder how much people are paying to at least have hope they're legally emigrating to the US.
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Richter

I beleive it is a righteous thing to fuck with these people.  Could you put up details in OMF?
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Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Lies

Omg, my mother tried to do one of those a long time ago...
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Suu

Quote from: Richter on December 02, 2010, 02:14:37 PM
I beleive it is a righteous thing to fuck with these people.  Could you put up details in OMF?

It requires you purchase a package on the 2nd page. Let me see if I can find contact info.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

So how much does it actually cost to legally become a citizen??

Suu

I'm not sure, but I'm assuming there's ways to do it that don't involve 3rd party agencies.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

the last yatto

#7
Yep wait in line, where as I'm thinking the company here gets a slotted ammount per year depending on their influence
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There is no line, it's a lottery.  You may get in the first year, you may never get in.
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The Johnny


Im not saying this isnt a scam, but a legal and real green card lottery does exist, made by the government.
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Lies

So essentially, they have a program where they... pick people at random to come on in with a greencard?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Lysergic on December 03, 2010, 12:49:43 AM
So essentially, they have a program where they... pick people at random to come on in with a greencard?

People is such a dirty word, with all its implications of sentience and humanity.  They pick "clients" or "applicants" or "immigrant scum" at random to come on in with a greencard.
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The Johnny

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