HEY, YOU, IN THE CAR AHEAD OF ME

[geekdad]

Slow right turners are what kill me. Oh and people who don't change lanes for merging traffic.

[Storebrand]

I don't think you legally have to change lanes for merging traffic in most places.  It's just polite to switch lanes to make it easier on them.  I grew up where you automatically change lanes for merging traffic, assuming it was safe.  It took 3-4 months after I moved here to stop flipping my shit when I watched people completely ignoring incoming traffic.

[Jasper]

Slow right turners are what kill me. Oh and people who don't change lanes for merging traffic.

People who refuse to merge until it is an emergency.  People who wait until the last second, then speed ahead of me to change lanes.

People who cannot see the nuanced humor in the burger king mask I have on the rear seat head rest, facing out the rear window.

[Jenne]

My grandmother drives a PT Cruiser--I'm not a huge fan.  It seemed cute at first but is awkward to drive and has shit for turning radius.  Fuck that car.  And it heats up BADLY in the summer.

We're getting our Nissan Leaf in about a month.    Actually, can't say I'm THAT excited about it, but it'll be interesting anyway.

[Salty]

I hate the people who threaten to fuck my ass up at stoplights after I've none too subtly signal that they might be jerkoffs for nearly running me off the road.

I also don't like the guy who punched me in the eye through my window as I explained to him that I did not, in fact, HAVE five dollars for a carwash since I splattered his car going around because he was going too fucking slow. He was avoiding splashes.

And pretty much everyone driving that isn't me.