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In Tucson: FLYING CATS.

Started by Suu, December 08, 2010, 03:34:23 PM

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Suu

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Can't see the video, but I'm hardly surprised.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

They block the fucking Weather Channel website at your job?!
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2010, 04:16:57 PM
They block the fucking Weather Channel website at your job?!

No, but they've disabled videos from external sources.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rizzo

Pussy flying around landing on your face OMG I'm headed to tucson

:fap:   :fap:   :fap:

Rizzo

Quote from: Rizzo on December 08, 2010, 09:57:26 PM
Pussy flying around landing on your face OMG I'm headed to tucson

:fap:   :fap:   :fap:

Yes! Confirmed! Just got off the phone with Roger, he said I can stay at his place as long as I need to! Tuscon here I come! Flying pussy FTW!

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Quote from: Rizzo on December 08, 2010, 10:12:21 PM
Quote from: Rizzo on December 08, 2010, 09:57:26 PM
Pussy flying around landing on your face OMG I'm headed to tucson

:fap:   :fap:   :fap:

Yes! Confirmed! Just got off the phone with Roger, he said I can stay at his place as long as I need to! Tuscon here I come! Flying pussy FTW!

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Rizzo lied. It didn't land on anyone's face. :( That would have been hilarious.
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Quote from: Rizzo on December 08, 2010, 10:12:21 PM
Quote from: Rizzo on December 08, 2010, 09:57:26 PM
Pussy flying around landing on your face OMG I'm headed to tucson

:fap:   :fap:   :fap:

Yes! Confirmed! Just got off the phone with Roger, he said I can stay at his place as long as I need to! Tuscon here I come! Flying pussy FTW!

Oh, yes.  Consider that an open invitation.  You can stay here as long as you can.  <--- wording important.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rizzo

I see what u did there Roger

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rizzo on December 09, 2010, 03:17:07 PM
I see what u did there Roger

Come on down.  We'll take you out to see the lovely sights of Tucson.  This place will knock you dead.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

Now watch how a human will try to achieve the same feat.

Cats = small mass, low inertia, greatly distributed weight, innate skill at falling.

Humans = large mass, higher inertia, top heavy, no skill at falling.

Cat lands on it's feet.

Human goes splat.  :lulz:
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