Dear England, why is your country so pretty?

[Eater of Clowns]

BadBeast lives in The Shire.

[BadBeast]

BadBeast lives in The Shire.

It doesn't make me a Hobbit though!

[Dean]

BadBeast lives in The Shire.

Isn't that technically in New Zealand?

[BadBeast]

BadBeast lives in The Shire.

Isn't that technically in New Zealand?

Only in the same way that Ancient Greece (Circa "Xena, Warrior Princess") is in New Zealand.

[Dean]

BadBeast lives in The Shire.

Isn't that technically in New Zealand?

Only in the same way that Ancient Greece (Circa "Xena, Warrior Princess") is in New Zealand.

Dude i totally get your thoughts man!

Like Lapuda is totally on top of Miyazaki's writing desk! 

[East Coast Hustle]

Bad Beast, that's a really nice, uhh, pile of dirt.

And a beautiful, umm....bunch of rocks.

[Suu]

Bad Beast, that's a really nice, uhh, pile of dirt.

And a beautiful, umm....bunch of rocks.

We have rocks, too!

[BadBeast]

Bad Beast, that's a really nice, uhh, pile of dirt.

And a beautiful, umm....bunch of rocks.

You uncultured sea dog. That "Pile of dirt" at it's foundation, is made from bits of turf, carried from every corner of Britain, and symbolically laid there by every tribe of Wykkan Cavemen that lived here, 4500 years ago.
It is the Omphalus of Britain, and along with Avebury Circle, lies at the intersection of two enormous Hippy Ley lines.  One that goes all the way from St Michaels Mt in Cornwall, to St Albans on the East Coast, and another that goes from St Aldhems, on the South Coast, to Holy Island, off the Northumbrian Coast. These straight lines of Hippytrippyness Magnetic Earth powaah, are named after the two great Dragonslayers of British myth, St George, and St Michael, and all along one, the Churches built on ancient sites are all dedicated to St Michael, and  the other,  to St George. Tis said that on certain nights, Gandalf Merlin can be seen, flying up and down along them, on his broomstick, leading the Wild Hunt, the sight of witch, leaves all who witless it, as mad as a Welshman. In 2002, a hole appeared in the top of the Hill, which was cordoned off, for safety. It was officially blamed on shoddy excavations carried out by Baldrick, and the Time Team, but really, a  Dragons egg that had been laid there 5000 years ago hatched, and the Dragon was seen laying waste to the countryside for about 3 months, until Merlin collected him, on his next fly past, and laid him to sleep underneath Mt Doom, in far off Mordor. Tintagel Castle, awaiting the return of Arthur, King of the Britons, who will ride him into battle, accompanied by his army of screeching wiccan Valkyries against Jesus and the Host of Heaven in the Battle of Evermore, Armagideon.  Something to think about while you pick the maggots out of your ship's biscuits, or splizzen your mainbrace, or whatever you Pirates do for fun.   Pffft! Pile of dirt indeed.

[Cain]

LOL WILTSHIRE.

"Less inbred than Somerset!" is not a good county motto. 

[BadBeast]

LOL WILTSHIRE.

"Less inbred than Somerset!" is not a good county motto. 

Oi caant read, an' oi caant wroite, but that don't reely matter,
Cuz oi comes from Zummerzet, an' oi droives a tractor!

[Cain]

I got a brand new combine 'arvester
and I'll give you th' key.

[Suu]

I got a brand new combine 'arvester
and I'll give you th' key.

[BadBeast]

Yup, The Wurzels certainly put Somerset on the cultural map, there's no doubt about that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAh_A7N3_mc&feature=relatedwww.youtube.com/watch?v=kAh_A7N3_mc&feature=related

[Suu]

They use it in an Australian zombie movie. I was damn near floored.

[East Coast Hustle]

Bad Beast, that's a really nice, uhh, pile of dirt.

And a beautiful, umm....bunch of rocks.

You uncultured sea dog. That "Pile of dirt" at it's foundation, is made from bits of turf, carried from every corner of Britain, and symbolically laid there by every tribe of Wykkan Cavemen that lived here, 4500 years ago.
It is the Omphalus of Britain, and along with Avebury Circle, lies at the intersection of two enormous Hippy Ley lines.  One that goes all the way from St Michaels Mt in Cornwall, to St Albans on the East Coast, and another that goes from St Aldhems, on the South Coast, to Holy Island, off the Northumbrian Coast. These straight lines of Hippytrippyness Magnetic Earth powaah, are named after the two great Dragonslayers of British myth, St George, and St Michael, and all along one, the Churches built on ancient sites are all dedicated to St Michael, and  the other,  to St George. Tis said that on certain nights, Gandalf Merlin can be seen, flying up and down along them, on his broomstick, leading the Wild Hunt, the sight of witch, leaves all who witless it, as mad as a Welshman. In 2002, a hole appeared in the top of the Hill, which was cordoned off, for safety. It was officially blamed on shoddy excavations carried out by Baldrick, and the Time Team, but really, a  Dragons egg that had been laid there 5000 years ago hatched, and the Dragon was seen laying waste to the countryside for about 3 months, until Merlin collected him, on his next fly past, and laid him to sleep underneath Mt Doom, in far off Mordor. Tintagel Castle, awaiting the return of Arthur, King of the Britons, who will ride him into battle, accompanied by his army of screeching wiccan Valkyries against Jesus and the Host of Heaven in the Battle of Evermore, Armagideon.  Something to think about while you pick the maggots out of your ship's biscuits, or splizzen your mainbrace, or whatever you Pirates do for fun.   Pffft! Pile of dirt indeed.

I "splizzen my mainbrace" twice a day, whether I need to or not.