Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?

[Cain]

The totally 110% heterosexual writers at the conservative Red State website seem to be asking this question....

[LMNO]

I can only answer that question when I can hear Obama sing a Chubby Checker song.

[Suu]

Putin. Hands down.

[Cain]

It's blog posts like this that make me think the (thankfully aborted) War on Terror Slashfic isn't actually all that far off the reality...

[Phox]

Imma go with Putin.

[Disco Pickle]

Imma go with Putin.

Obama's probably going to be more gentle, give you a reach around and roll right on over when you tell him to.

Putin will be putin it in your butt with no warning, no lube, and make you say thank you afterward.

[Phox]

Imma go with Putin.

Obama's probably going to be more gentle, give you a reach around and roll right on over when you tell him to.

Putin will be putin it in your butt with no warning, no lube, and make you say thank you afterward.

WELL, DUH. 

[Cain]

While on this subject, I want to see a fight between Putin and The Most Interesting Man In The World.

Not to see who wins.  Everyone knows how that would go.  Just for the sheer awesomeness factor.

[Phox]

While on this subject, I want to see a fight between Putin and The Most Interesting Man In The World.

Not to see who wins.  Everyone knows how that would go.  Just for the sheer awesomeness factor.

FUCK YES! I WILL BE WEARING PUTY'S USED CONDOM IN MY HAIR AS A SIGN OF MORAL SUPPORT AS I WATCH THIS FIGHT!

[Richter]

"I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUTIN YOU.
AT THE GAY-BAR, GAY-BAR........"

[Jenne]

I can only answer that question when I can hear Obama sing a Chubby Checker song.

HA HA.  Saw that in "here's your moment of zen" on The Daily Show last night.  Awesomeness.

[LMNO]

"I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUTIN YOU.
AT THE GAY-BAR, GAY-BAR........"

THREAD OVER.  PUTIN WINS.

[Jenne]

The totally 110% heterosexual writers at the conservative Red State website seem to be asking this question....

GAH!  Mann Coulter is on that site--with her bulging adam's apple.  The creature disturbs me!

But I have to say Putin, because I have a sado-masochistic streak in me.

[LMNO]

I have a sado-masochistic streak in me.

[Jenne]

I have a sado-masochistic streak in me.

He just looks like he'd beat your ass before, during and after.