Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?

[AFK]

Putin obviously has a better name for pun-laden sexual innuendos. 

[LMNO]

Yeah, but you should see my "O" face.

[AFK]

Wow, that's hussein. 

[Richter]

OSHIT.

There needs to be a bad porn: "Im- palin' Palin.  Staring Vlad Putin."
"She can see a lot more a Russian NOW."

Other taglines write themselves.

[Jenne]

OSHIT.

There needs to be a bad porn: "Im- palin' Palin.  Staring Vlad Putin."
"She can see a lot more a Russian NOW."

Other taglines write themselves.

 

[AFK]

"Hand me the tongs and I shall show you the Yakov Smirnoff."

[LMNO]

OSHIT.

There needs to be a bad porn: "Im- palin' Palin.  Staring Vlad Putin."
"She can see a lot more a Russian NOW."

Other taglines write themselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x34G0h7R__Y  Perhaps NWS.

[Triple Zero]

OSHIT.

There needs to be a bad porn: "Im- palin' Palin.  Staring Vlad Putin."
"She can see a lot more a Russian NOW."

Other taglines write themselves.

Barebacking Obama

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Do you have the option of getting sandwiched with the respective first ladies too?

I mean, look at this right here, it looks like they're thinking exactly that. They're checking people out, and looking like they're close to an agreement.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I do not find Putin attractive. At all. In fact, his slightly flabby, pale old-man torso repulses me. Obama has a much nicer body and it looks like he has a great ass. Like many mild-mannered men, he is probably attentive in bed, with good timing. Timing is everything. I would definitely go with Obama.

Unlike those homosexuals over on Red State, who clearly have a craving for Russian cock.

[the last yatto]

Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

While a big dick is a nice bonus, I have to say that I'd rather be in bed with someone who has a nice body and an average-to-smallish cock than John Goodman with a mammoth-sized erection.

I mean, I don't want to find something the size of a Chap-Stick, but as long as it's in the arena of average, the overall body is way more important than the appendage.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

While a big dick is a nice bonus, I have to say that I'd rather be in bed with someone who has a nice body and an average-to-smallish cock than John Goodman with a mammoth-sized erection.

I mean, I don't want to find something the size of a Chap-Stick, but as long as it's in the arena of average, the overall body is way more important than the appendage.

I thought we had something special, Nigel.
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[Phox]

Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.