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[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, good lord, that certainly exploded. Jeez, I make one sarcastic comment and boom, we get an orgy of... something... I should make more sarcastic comments, I think.

W00t Phox Orgy!!!!!

.. I think I can support this idea.

HOT DAMN!  I'll go start the air compressor!

We can attach it to this 5 gallon bucket of cheese whiz!!!!

Gonna need another crotchless wetsuit, I think.

[Adios]

Well, good lord, that certainly exploded. Jeez, I make one sarcastic comment and boom, we get an orgy of... something... I should make more sarcastic comments, I think.

Sarcastic comments? That's a bit out of character for you, isn't it? 

I am most certainly never sarcastic, good sir. I thought I would try my hand at this new form of humor that's all the rage among you kids. The results were most promising.

Noted. But what passes for humour here is probably not representative of the species as a whole. (It works for me though)

See post #194 asswipe. I'll teach you to not insult my wife.

[BadBeast]

Well, good lord, that certainly exploded. Jeez, I make one sarcastic comment and boom, we get an orgy of... something... I should make more sarcastic comments, I think.

Sarcastic comments? That's a bit out of character for you, isn't it? 

I am most certainly never sarcastic, good sir. I thought I would try my hand at this new form of humor that's all the rage among you kids. The results were most promising.

Noted. But what passes for humour here is probably not representative of the species as a whole. (It works for me though)

See post #194 asswipe. I'll teach you to not insult my wife.

I'm sorry Hawk, when you said "Grandmother" I thought you meant your own Grandmother! Which is an awful wrongness. Please forward my apologies to your good lady Wife.

[Adios]

Well, good lord, that certainly exploded. Jeez, I make one sarcastic comment and boom, we get an orgy of... something... I should make more sarcastic comments, I think.

Sarcastic comments? That's a bit out of character for you, isn't it? 

I am most certainly never sarcastic, good sir. I thought I would try my hand at this new form of humor that's all the rage among you kids. The results were most promising.

Noted. But what passes for humour here is probably not representative of the species as a whole. (It works for me though)

See post #194 asswipe. I'll teach you to not insult my wife.

I'm sorry Hawk, when you said "Grandmother" I thought you meant your own Grandmother! Which is an awful wrongness. Please forward my apologies to your good lady Wife.

Chill, I was kidding. My parents and grandparents are all dead. Thanks for reminding me. 

[BadBeast]

Ahm chilled Buddy.  I don't care what everyone else thinks, I never really thought you  had sex  with your Grandmother. 

[Phox]

Hokay, now that that's been resolved let's go back to having an orgy with me, shall we? So far there's been nothing spittake worthy here.

[Kai]

Hokay, now that that's been resolved let's go back to having an orgy with me, shall we? So far there's been nothing spittake worthy here.

Just give me a time and place, darlin'.

[Phox]

Hokay, now that that's been resolved let's go back to having an orgy with me, shall we? So far there's been nothing spittake worthy here.

Just give me a time and place, darlin'.

Here and now seems like a good plan.

[Kai]

Hokay, now that that's been resolved let's go back to having an orgy with me, shall we? So far there's been nothing spittake worthy here.

Just give me a time and place, darlin'.

Here and now seems like a good plan.

Where is "here"? I can't find it on Google Maps.

[Phox]

Hokay, now that that's been resolved let's go back to having an orgy with me, shall we? So far there's been nothing spittake worthy here.

Just give me a time and place, darlin'.

Here and now seems like a good plan.

Where is "here"? I can't find it on Google Maps.

This conversation just went to PM. 

[BadBeast]

Hokay, now that that's been resolved let's go back to having an orgy with me, shall we? So far there's been nothing spittake worthy here.

Just give me a time and place, darlin'.

Here and now seems like a good plan.

Where is "here"? I can't find it on Google Maps.

This conversation just went to PM. 

Shit! BadBeast too late, as usual! 

[Phox]

Hokay, now that that's been resolved let's go back to having an orgy with me, shall we? So far there's been nothing spittake worthy here.

Just give me a time and place, darlin'.

Here and now seems like a good plan.

Where is "here"? I can't find it on Google Maps.

This conversation just went to PM. 

Shit! BadBeast too late, as usual! 

[BadBeast]

Hokay, now that that's been resolved let's go back to having an orgy with me, shall we? So far there's been nothing spittake worthy here.

Just give me a time and place, darlin'.

Here and now seems like a good plan.

Where is "here"? I can't find it on Google Maps.

This conversation just went to PM. 

Shit! BadBeast too late, as usual! 

Imagination is surely a wonderful thing! 

[Phox]

Hokay, now that that's been resolved let's go back to having an orgy with me, shall we? So far there's been nothing spittake worthy here.

Just give me a time and place, darlin'.

Here and now seems like a good plan.

Where is "here"? I can't find it on Google Maps.

This conversation just went to PM. 

Shit! BadBeast too late, as usual! 

Imagination is surely a wonderful thing! 

Imagination doesn't exist, BB. Only ADVANCED VISUALIZATION OF THE REALLY FOR REAL FUTURE! ... 

[BadBeast]

Hokay, now that that's been resolved let's go back to having an orgy with me, shall we? So far there's been nothing spittake worthy here.

Just give me a time and place, darlin'.

Here and now seems like a good plan.

Where is "here"? I can't find it on Google Maps.

This conversation just went to PM. 

Shit! BadBeast too late, as usual! 

Imagination is surely a wonderful thing! 

Imagination doesn't exist, BB. Only ADVANCED VISUALIZATION OF THE REALLY FOR REAL FUTURE! ... 

Of course, I was forgetting my advanced Mahjickal trayningz!