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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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NO! No watching my dreams!

Started by Adios, January 01, 2011, 08:00:03 PM

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Epimetheus

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 03, 2011, 01:58:16 AM
You are hereby under arrest for Dreamcrime.

Oh dear lord...that's a good point. There'd have to be stringent laws against any kind of punishment or preemptive punishment for dreamcrime.
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BadBeast

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 03, 2011, 01:58:16 AM
You are hereby under arrest for Dreamcrime.
Yeah, Under section 2 of the Dream-reaming emergency powers Act 2011.  Fucking Dreamvert. You'll be up before Judge Fudgenudge, first thing in the morning. He is totally gonna ban you from REMing, for a looong time! You're gonna get your Stipe wiped. I know it was you, made my Wife do all that stuff to them Donkeys in my Dreams. Who else would have written "Another TGGR Production" on her arse, in purple sharpie?" You sleep-peeper.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Johnny


:news:

IT HAZ BEEN DECLAREDS THAT DREAMS ARE PERVERTUDZ AND SUBVERSIVE BY THE PALIN-BAYER MONARCHY

SLEEPING FOR MORE THAN 20 MINUTES IN A ROW: PROHIBITEDZ

DECAPITATION TO R.E.M.R'S


ON ANOTHER NEWS, THERES A WARRANT FOR MICHAEL STIPE
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

BadBeast

That's him, in the corner, . . . . . . that's him in the spot,      light, boozing like a Pigeon. Or something.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4