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the last yatto

#45
December 31, 2010, 04:04:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 31, 2010, 03:58:58 AM
You doin' okay, dad?

O shit what have I gotten myself into... :scared:

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#46
December 31, 2010, 05:11:27 AM
Not within the correct window, so she's given a pill and told to get rest and come back in the morning or sooner ...
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

#47
December 31, 2010, 05:44:38 AM
Quote from: Able on December 31, 2010, 04:04:04 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 31, 2010, 03:58:58 AM
You doin' okay, dad?

O shit what have I gotten myself into... :scared:



Bit late to start worrying about that!  :lulz:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#48
December 31, 2010, 08:17:07 AM
FWIW I gradually ramped into labor with BX contractions and slow dilation for weeks beforehand. My water broke and I was walking around leaking for a whole day trying to get things to get going with Little Orange, but once they started holy shit it was hardfuckingcore.

Don't let those nurses rush things, the body does better/easier if it follows its own timetable, unless there's a medical complication. Can't trust nurses with birth, they always want to fiddle and speed things up. Talk to your midwife before letting the nurses do anything... they try to sneak stuff too, those devious little bitches. I wouldn't let 'em do a pelvic check because they'll strip your membranes without even asking. Hate 'em.



"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

the last yatto

#49
December 31, 2010, 08:44:01 AM
She keeps making a gurgling sound, like when your tummy rumbles. Woke her up she shrugged it off, debating about calling doc (she doesn't have a midwife, her sisters offered to help with aftercare)
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
December 31, 2010, 08:48:48 AM
If the baby's wiggling regularly, I wouldn't worry about it. She'll go into labor when she's ready.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

the last yatto

#51
January 01, 2011, 03:19:54 AM
Five mins between, correct window. Now let's see how wide its opened
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

#52
January 01, 2011, 03:23:52 AM
Quote from: Able on January 01, 2011, 03:19:54 AM
Five mins between, correct window. Now let's see how wide its opened
It's quite a revelation, to see a little person pop out of there. You'll never look at a minky moo in the same way again, I promise. 
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

the last yatto

#53
January 01, 2011, 04:22:11 AM
Window isn't big enough, maybe tomorrow :/
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

#54
January 01, 2011, 04:40:24 AM
Quote from: Able on January 01, 2011, 04:22:11 AM
Window isn't big enough, maybe tomorrow :/
That's just procrastination! Suggest jumping out of a fairly low tree, to add gravitational impetus.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

the last yatto

#55
January 04, 2011, 04:59:56 PM
Nine pounds three oz

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

#56
January 04, 2011, 05:02:50 PM
Congrats!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cramulus

#58
January 04, 2011, 05:04:19 PM
congrats, man! have you chosen a suitable moniker or should we start a thread for it?  :lol:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#59
January 04, 2011, 05:08:06 PM
BABBY IS FORMED!!

whooooooa.... BIIIIIIIIIIIIG babby.

Nine pounds??
poor mom :(
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