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Started by Kai, January 10, 2011, 07:48:17 PM

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Kai

January 10, 2011, 07:48:17 PM
Thanks for the awesome snowday! I have so much work to get done but I'm drinking muscadine wine and don't give a fuck!

Love,

Kai
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
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Suu

#1
January 10, 2011, 07:49:32 PM
He's been pretty pissy lately, hasn't he?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

#2
January 10, 2011, 07:59:21 PM
Quote from: ϗ on January 10, 2011, 07:48:17 PM
Thanks for the awesome snowday! I have so much work to get done but I'm drinking muscadine wine and don't give a fuck!

Love,

Kai


:mittens:

Kai

#3
January 10, 2011, 11:10:51 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 10, 2011, 07:49:32 PM
He's been pretty pissy lately, hasn't he?

Yeah. Closed campus tomorrow too.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Suu

#4
January 10, 2011, 11:47:16 PM
Nor'Eastah on Wednesday. Great.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#5
January 11, 2011, 08:05:46 PM
Apparently the end is nigh!

Stores are running out of milk!

BECAUSE BUYING PERISHABLES LIKE MILK AND BREAD MAKES PERFECT SENSE IN A SNOWSTORM, RHODE ISLAND.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#6
January 11, 2011, 08:06:11 PM
I hope I can work from home tomorrow...

Suu

#7
January 11, 2011, 08:06:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 11, 2011, 08:06:11 PM
I hope I can work from home tomorrow...

I already am. Emailing databases I need to work on as we speak.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

#8
January 11, 2011, 08:10:37 PM
I took Terri to work today. 40 miles on ice in 4-wheel drive. More snow expected this weekend.

Richter

#9
January 11, 2011, 08:13:18 PM
Work has already been canned for me. 

I have a pound of bacon and a fifth of cheap hooch.  Guess what I'll be doing.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

#10
January 11, 2011, 08:15:48 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:13:18 PM
Work has already been canned for me. 

I have a pound of bacon and a fifth of cheap hooch.  Guess what I'll be doing.

Sounds like the same thing I'll be doing, just make sure that you can get out of the handcuffs and refrigerate after opening.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#11
January 11, 2011, 08:16:16 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:13:18 PM
Work has already been canned for me.  

I have a pound of bacon and a fifth of cheap hooch.  Guess what I'll be doing.

Fucking a pound of bacon whilst receiving a whiskey enema?

Richter

#12
January 11, 2011, 08:18:23 PM
There are many pleasures to be sampled at Krazy Kobayahsi's Shibari Hibachi
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#13
January 11, 2011, 08:20:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:18:23 PM
There are many pleasures to be sampled at Krazy Kobayahsi's Shibari Hibachi

For someone who knows Kobayashi...


NO.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#14
January 11, 2011, 08:24:24 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 08:20:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 11, 2011, 08:18:23 PM
There are many pleasures to be sampled at Krazy Kobayahsi's Shibari Hibachi

For someone who knows Kobayashi...


NO.

Not THAT Kobayashi  Damnit.   :argh!: 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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