Quick Vote: Puns or No Puns

[AFK]

Alrighty spags.  Here's the low down.  My agency is doing this Open House deal tonight.  It will start in a few.  People get to come in and mingle with staff and check out all of the awesome stuff we do.  So I gotta schmooze and mingle with local VIPs and such. 

But here is the burning question.  Puns or no puns?  Should I just play it straight, be Mr. Egghead Professional, or should I add a little dash of Groucho to my routine?  What do you think Spags? 

[Eater of Clowns]

Make puns, don't point them out.  If they get it, all the better.

[LMNO]

HURT THEM AS MUCH AS YOU HURT US.

[Jasper]

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=dewitt,+mi&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=DeWitt,+MI&gl=us&ei=7sMsTaWnHIyasAOw9YiSBw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CBcQ8gEwAA

ETA: I have dirtied myself in order to vote yes.  You'd better.

[Adios]

Because it involves your job, No Comment.

[Phox]

Pun away.

[AFK]

Live BREAKING NEWS:  The Mayor doesn't get puns. 

[Whatever]

YES on puns!!!

[AFK]

Well, I'm glad I stayed late tonight for the 12 people who showed up. 

[Jasper]

Live BREAKING NEWS:  The Mayor doesn't get puns. 

What are Puns?  Do they vote?  Can you spend them on hookers? 

[Phox]

Live BREAKING NEWS:  The Mayor doesn't get puns. 

What are Puns?  Do they vote?  Can you spend them on hookers? 

Awful. No. Yes.

[Triple Zero]

If you need puns to not be a dry mr Egghead Professional, make puns. If you can be all warm and socializing and still professional without puns, then, uh, maybe make puns. I mean, if you get an opening for a really good one, you wouldn't want to let it go to waste anyhow.

[AFK]

I went half and half.  My pun on the beet brownies was the hit of the party.

Which just goes to show how lame the party was. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Did you say beet brownies?

BEET BROWNIES??? 

[AFK]

Can't beet 'em.

Apparently it's an old recipe from Frank Zappa.  He called them the Break Beet Brownies.

I know, crazy.