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Damn Canadian Terrorists Trying to Choke our Chicken.

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, January 11, 2011, 11:56:36 PM

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Jenne

#15
January 12, 2011, 04:08:23 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 12, 2011, 04:03:15 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 04:02:02 PM
The worst treatment I ever got was by a Canadian border checkpoint dude.  It was because my husband's passport had his Afghan and Pakistan stamps in it when we were stopped (and we were in a rented car going through BC back down to WA).  Luckily he saw the kids were dead asleep in the back or he probably would've had us pull over for a nice thorough trunk check.  Good thing, too, because as soon as he gave my husband the stink eye over his visits overseas, I took over answering the questions and totally lied about the fact we had icewine in the trunk.  Whoopsie.

Wait, so you were at the bordering entering the USA, or entering Canada?

Well, it's weird.  We were on a ferry to get to Canada (one of those you can put the car on it), and then coming back into Canada from some point on our way down.  It's that weird trek through the west side after Victoria.  I don't remember exactly the route, unfortunately.  It was like 4-5 years ago.

Jenne

#16
January 12, 2011, 04:09:03 PM
Oddly enough, I've been through the Mexican border a lot, and never got pulled aside.  Ever.  *knocks on head*

hooplala

#17
January 12, 2011, 04:12:05 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 04:08:23 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 12, 2011, 04:03:15 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 04:02:02 PM
The worst treatment I ever got was by a Canadian border checkpoint dude.  It was because my husband's passport had his Afghan and Pakistan stamps in it when we were stopped (and we were in a rented car going through BC back down to WA).  Luckily he saw the kids were dead asleep in the back or he probably would've had us pull over for a nice thorough trunk check.  Good thing, too, because as soon as he gave my husband the stink eye over his visits overseas, I took over answering the questions and totally lied about the fact we had icewine in the trunk.  Whoopsie.

Wait, so you were at the bordering entering the USA, or entering Canada?

Well, it's weird.  We were on a ferry to get to Canada (one of those you can put the car on it), and then coming back into Canada from some point on our way down.  It's that weird trek through the west side after Victoria.  I don't remember exactly the route, unfortunately.  It was like 4-5 years ago.

Er... I have no idea where that is.
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Jenne

#18
January 12, 2011, 04:17:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 12, 2011, 04:12:05 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 04:08:23 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 12, 2011, 04:03:15 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 04:02:02 PM
The worst treatment I ever got was by a Canadian border checkpoint dude.  It was because my husband's passport had his Afghan and Pakistan stamps in it when we were stopped (and we were in a rented car going through BC back down to WA).  Luckily he saw the kids were dead asleep in the back or he probably would've had us pull over for a nice thorough trunk check.  Good thing, too, because as soon as he gave my husband the stink eye over his visits overseas, I took over answering the questions and totally lied about the fact we had icewine in the trunk.  Whoopsie.

Wait, so you were at the bordering entering the USA, or entering Canada?

Well, it's weird.  We were on a ferry to get to Canada (one of those you can put the car on it), and then coming back into Canada from some point on our way down.  It's that weird trek through the west side after Victoria.  I don't remember exactly the route, unfortunately.  It was like 4-5 years ago.

Er... I have no idea where that is.

:lol:  I'll ask the husbandtypeunit.  He might remember where it was we met with that border check.

Suu

#19
January 12, 2011, 04:18:44 PM
It's always the US Border Patrol that stops you. The Canadian guys could give a fuck.
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Phox

#20
January 12, 2011, 04:21:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 12, 2011, 04:03:15 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 04:02:02 PM
The worst treatment I ever got was by a Canadian border checkpoint dude.  It was because my husband's passport had his Afghan and Pakistan stamps in it when we were stopped (and we were in a rented car going through BC back down to WA).  Luckily he saw the kids were dead asleep in the back or he probably would've had us pull over for a nice thorough trunk check.  Good thing, too, because as soon as he gave my husband the stink eye over his visits overseas, I took over answering the questions and totally lied about the fact we had icewine in the trunk.  Whoopsie.

Wait, so you were at the bordering entering the USA, or entering Canada?

Entering the U.S.

hooplala

#21
January 12, 2011, 04:24:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 04:21:36 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 12, 2011, 04:03:15 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 04:02:02 PM
The worst treatment I ever got was by a Canadian border checkpoint dude.  It was because my husband's passport had his Afghan and Pakistan stamps in it when we were stopped (and we were in a rented car going through BC back down to WA).  Luckily he saw the kids were dead asleep in the back or he probably would've had us pull over for a nice thorough trunk check.  Good thing, too, because as soon as he gave my husband the stink eye over his visits overseas, I took over answering the questions and totally lied about the fact we had icewine in the trunk.  Whoopsie.

Wait, so you were at the bordering entering the USA, or entering Canada?

Entering the U.S.

That's what it seemed like to me too.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Triple Zero

#22
January 12, 2011, 04:26:20 PM
The USA banned Kinder Surprise Eggs??? :lulz: How did I miss this? :lulz:
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Jenne

#23
January 12, 2011, 05:12:27 PM
No we were coming into the Canadian border, I believe, by car.  I'll have to ask the old man where we were.  Don't think it was the US customs but rather the Canadian.  But maybe we were leaving Canuckistan and coming back.  I'm too old and my brain is Swiss cheese!

Phox

#24
January 12, 2011, 05:14:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 05:12:27 PM
No we were coming into the Canadian border, I believe, by car.  I'll have to ask the old man where we were.  Don't think it was the US customs but rather the Canadian.  But maybe we were leaving Canuckistan and coming back.  I'm too old and my brain is Swiss cheese!

"going back down to WA"?

Jenne

#25
January 12, 2011, 05:18:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 05:14:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 05:12:27 PM
No we were coming into the Canadian border, I believe, by car.  I'll have to ask the old man where we were.  Don't think it was the US customs but rather the Canadian.  But maybe we were leaving Canuckistan and coming back.  I'm too old and my brain is Swiss cheese!

"going back down to WA"?

Yeah, but we were travelling east.  Because if you've ever crossed over from Victoria, you know there's this jog--I'm telling you, I'm disremembering how we went because we left and came 2 different ways but ended up in Seattle.  :lulz:  I'm better with a map, usually, than this.  But I'm having a brainfart.

Phox

#26
January 12, 2011, 05:19:53 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 05:18:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 05:14:27 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2011, 05:12:27 PM
No we were coming into the Canadian border, I believe, by car.  I'll have to ask the old man where we were.  Don't think it was the US customs but rather the Canadian.  But maybe we were leaving Canuckistan and coming back.  I'm too old and my brain is Swiss cheese!

"going back down to WA"?

Yeah, but we were travelling east.  Because if you've ever crossed over from Victoria, you know there's this jog--I'm telling you, I'm disremembering how we went because we left and came 2 different ways but ended up in Seattle.  :lulz:  I'm better with a map, usually, than this.  But I'm having a brainfart.

And you lost me.  :lulz:

Ah well, not important.

Cuddlefish

#27
January 12, 2011, 05:22:11 PM
I'm sorry, but was I the only one that read the topic as "Damn Canadian Terrorists Trying to Choke our Chicken" ?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Phox

#28
January 12, 2011, 05:23:26 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 05:22:11 PM
I'm sorry, but was I the only one that read the topic as "Damn Canadian Terrorists Trying to Choke our Chicken" ?
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Whatever

#29
January 12, 2011, 06:48:21 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on January 12, 2011, 05:22:11 PM
I'm sorry, but was I the only one that read the topic as "Damn Canadian Terrorists Trying to Choke our Chicken" ?

No, I read it the same way and avoided the thread figuring NSFW.  :oops:
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