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Started by Richter, January 13, 2011, 05:56:21 PM

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Richter

January 13, 2011, 05:56:21 PM
Fucktards:

When you are merging onto a highway, it is good sense and good form to accelerate to as close to the prevaling speed as mechanically possible and safe as per conditions (unless everything is fucked by snow, ice, ash, traffic,etc).  Anything else is risking your life on the driving skills of those already on the road.  Decent grasp of spatial relations and skill checking your blind spot makes only minor adjustments necessary to merge safely.  Freaking out, braking, and trying to merge in at 30 creates and unsafe situation for you and everyone immediately behind you.  They don't want to get killed by your failure.     
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

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January 13, 2011, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 13, 2011, 05:56:21 PM
Fucktards:

When you are merging onto a highway, it is good sense and good form to accelerate to as close to the prevaling speed as mechanically possible and safe as per conditions (unless everything is fucked by snow, ice, ash, traffic,etc).  Anything else is risking your life on the driving skills of those already on the road.  Decent grasp of spatial relations and skill checking your blind spot makes only minor adjustments necessary to merge safely.  Freaking out, braking, and trying to merge in at 30 creates and unsafe situation for you and everyone immediately behind you.  They don't want to get killed by your failure.     

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 13, 2011, 08:57:55 PM
Awww I only do it 'cause I'm trolling.  :sad:
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Richter

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January 13, 2011, 09:20:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 13, 2011, 08:57:55 PM
Awww I only do it 'cause I'm trolling.  :sad:

We both drive vehicles that could survive that shit.   (provided extra crap in the back deck doesn't kill us)  For some though (Yes I mean YOu, KIA owners.), could suffer a fate worse than traffic court.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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