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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 14, 2011, 07:14:37 AM

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Precious Moments Zalgo

By the time 11/11/11 rolls around, most people won't need to add the 1 to make their age plus last two digits of their birth year come out to 111.  ZOMG AMAZING!
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 14, 2011, 05:19:15 PM
Law of fives.  Find a way for a string of functions to end up in a recognizable number sequence, either the same digits repeating, or clustered, or sequential (111, 232323, 12345), and some people will think that "means" something.


Don Coyote

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 15, 2011, 05:59:50 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 14, 2011, 05:19:15 PM
Law of fives.  Find a way for a string of functions to end up in a recognizable number sequence, either the same digits repeating, or clustered, or sequential (111, 232323, 12345), and some people will think that "means" something.



IT MEANS FOOD FOR MY STOMACH!!!!!

Phox

Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 15, 2011, 06:07:37 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 15, 2011, 05:59:50 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 14, 2011, 05:19:15 PM
Law of fives.  Find a way for a string of functions to end up in a recognizable number sequence, either the same digits repeating, or clustered, or sequential (111, 232323, 12345), and some people will think that "means" something.



IT MEANS FOOD FOR MY STOMACH!!!!!

NOT IF I GET TO IT FIRST, YOU DAMN DIRTY SCAVENGER!  :argh!: