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BREAKING: Apparent chemical agent attack in Tucson

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 17, 2011, 09:26:59 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

January 17, 2011, 09:26:59 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#1
January 17, 2011, 09:28:02 PM
 :lulz:

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#2
January 17, 2011, 09:28:24 PM
I thought this thread would be about farts.

:(
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#3
January 17, 2011, 09:28:45 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 17, 2011, 09:28:24 PM
I thought this thread would be about farts.

:(

Me too....
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Jasper

#4
January 17, 2011, 09:35:24 PM
I like it better this way. :lulz:

Also :argh!:

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
January 17, 2011, 09:37:16 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 17, 2011, 09:28:45 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on January 17, 2011, 09:28:24 PM
I thought this thread would be about farts.

:(

Me too....

I already did the "dirty bomb goes off in...MY PANCE" thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#6
January 17, 2011, 09:39:34 PM
That fish has a purty mouth.

Sister Fracture

#7
January 17, 2011, 09:48:37 PM
OHGAWD WERE ALL DOOOOOMED
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Suu

#8
January 18, 2011, 01:06:59 PM
I got trouted. :(
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
January 18, 2011, 05:42:33 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#10
January 18, 2011, 11:32:12 PM
Motherbitch!
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Cramulus

#11
January 19, 2011, 02:25:42 AM
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!
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