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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Good Reverend Roger

Well, there's not much we need to tell YOU.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Actually I kiss YOUR mother with this mouth. 
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Telarus

Quote from: aquemini on January 18, 2011, 05:39:33 PM
Name: Dominic
Alias: Dom, Aqua, D
Age: 26
Location: Virginia
School:Westwood College, GA
Current employment: Working with the fine young citizens at the Beaumont Juvenile Correctional Center.
Leisure: music, gaming, solitary confinement


Welcome aboard newSpag. Any specific aspect of Discordia interest you? How'd you stumble upon our "secret" Society?
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Scytale Anasûrimbor

greetings and salutations

5 things!

-born in argentina, raised there, in uruguay and in paraguay, still lives in buenos aires.
-long hair, but can't grow a fucking beard.
-hates using caps properly when typing online
-obsessed with martial arts
-i try to convince people that i'm overweight (what? i AM!)

oh, right, pic...



so, yeah...

sup

uninspired sig is uninspired

Jasper

Think you're fat?  Prove it.  Eat six oranges in an hour.

Lies

Quote from: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 19, 2011, 04:57:53 AM
greetings and salutations

5 things!

-born in argentina, raised there, in uruguay and in paraguay, still lives in buenos aires.
-long hair, but can't grow a fucking beard.
-hates using caps properly when typing online
-obsessed with martial arts
-i try to convince people that i'm overweight (what? i AM!)

oh, right, pic...



so, yeah...

sup

Hey Scytale, welcome to the forums, pools on the roof and our fuckstock is totally assprone, so watch it!
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Phox

Quote from: Lies on January 19, 2011, 05:04:29 AM
Quote from: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 19, 2011, 04:57:53 AM
greetings and salutations

5 things!

-born in argentina, raised there, in uruguay and in paraguay, still lives in buenos aires.
-long hair, but can't grow a fucking beard.
-hates using caps properly when typing online
-obsessed with martial arts
-i try to convince people that i'm overweight (what? i AM!)

oh, right, pic...



so, yeah...

sup

Hey Scytale, welcome to the forums, pools on the roof and our fuckstock is totally assprone, so watch it!

What he said. Also, I'm a semi-horrible cunt.

Jasper

We eat silly people.  Wear a hat.  Teach us your kung fu.

Scytale Anasûrimbor

@lies: YOU LIE!!!

*feints a punch to sigmatic's face and kicks him in the balls, then noms on his head*

why a hat, though?

uninspired sig is uninspired

Jasper


Lies

Thanks for the awesome Sig Scytale, btw :D
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Don Coyote


Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Sigmatic on January 19, 2011, 05:00:18 AM
Think you're fat?  Prove it.  Eat six oranges in an hour.

DON'T DO IT.

TRUST ME. I KNOW.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Lies on January 19, 2011, 05:57:03 AM
Because you're an asshole?
love you too


DON'T LISTEN TO NIGEL. SHE  IS THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!