So I fell down icy stairs and probably sprained/hyperextended my knee...

[Suu]

Now you assholes have to entertain me while I sit here icing myself and swearing.

GO!

[LMNO]

[LMNO]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/eec0f64fc5/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-bruce-willis

[LMNO]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bDjPyi-77Q

[Suu]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/eec0f64fc5/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-bruce-willis

I love Between Two Ferns.

[LMNO]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW05tcG3Fgw


Not a joke.  I really like her.

[Disco Pickle]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/57cd8635ef/asshole-for-hire

Hire James Van Der Beek

[Suu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW05tcG3Fgw


Not a joke.  I really like her.

I'm glad she made a comeback (I guess?). I swear I haven't seen her do anything since 1998. I do like this song though.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/57cd8635ef/asshole-for-hire

Hire James Van Der Beek

No.

[LMNO]

http://video.pbs.org/video/1177314650/

[Suu]

Julia Child gives me the twitches.

And my prescription Advil are starting to kick in.  Weeeeeeeee!

[LMNO]

Are twitches good or bad?

[Suu]

Are twitches good or bad?

Depends on what she's making, and how long I can tolerate watching her fumble around a kitchen getting more and more drunk.

[LMNO]

fumble around a kitchen getting more and more drunk.

And now everyone knows how I cook.

[Suu]

fumble around a kitchen getting more and more drunk.

And now everyone knows how I cook.

Nice.

I usually just swear a lot and tell people to get out of my way.

[Suu]

Well, the knee is bending again and it doesn't hurt when I do it, just an all over dull ache. This is a good thing.