Hackers!

[cavehamster]

This has got to be the funniest thing I have read all day:

http://www.elite-hackers.com

If the guy is serious, well... that would just be even funnier.

[Triple Zero]

from the FAQ http://www.elite-hackers.com/?p=faq :

Q: Which programming language would you recommend?
A: This depends on what you're trying to do. For writing viruses and whatnot, I prefer to use something advanced like QBasic or Visual Basic. [...]

and

Q: Why do you like Linkin Park so much?
A: People who met me online know that I'm a Linkin Park fanatic. While this has nothing to do with hacking, Linkin Park is the only band that I can relate with, and their music is the only thing that can help me cope with my self-angst. Their superior music abilities with their singing and lyrics just make the perfect band for me.

...

[Pariah]

Q: Where do you live? / What's your AIM? / Etc...
A: The feds are always on the prowl for well-known hackers like me. You think I would give that information about myself away like that? If you need to contact me, do it via e-mail here.

[cavehamster]

Q: Where do you live? / What's your AIM? / Etc...
A: The feds are always on the prowl for well-known hackers like me. You think I would give that information about myself away like that? If you need to contact me, do it via e-mail here.

Ah, it is a joke site:

http://www.elite-hackers.com/?p=about

Looks like he gets lots of hate mail for it too, hehe.  Very entertaining overall.

Now this, this is... wow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM

I sure hope he is joking too, along the lines of Infinite Solutions, but... ya never know.

[Freeky]

Q: Why do you like Linkin Park so much?
A: People who met me online know that I'm a Linkin Park fanatic. While this has nothing to do with hacking, Linkin Park is the only band that I can relate with, and their music is the only thing that can help me cope with my self-angst. Their superior music abilities with their singing and lyrics just make the perfect band for me.

...

FUCK YOU, TRIP ZIP, THAT'S NOT FUNNY! IMA GO LISTEN TO LINKIN PARK NOW! 

[Golden Applesauce]

Do "view page source" on one of his pages 

[cavehamster]

Do "view page source" on one of his pages 

I saw that, I wonder how many people yanked their modem out of the wall?   

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

This has got to be the funniest thing I have read all day:

http://www.elite-hackers.com

If the guy is serious, well... that would just be even funnier.

It's a joke (primarily a parody of elitehackers.com, which I used to be a member of, and which consisted mainly of people saying similar things but being serious about it).

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Ah, it is a joke site: