Assburgers

[BadBeast]

How graceless and churlish do you get? Even when someone pays you a compliment,  you still insist on being a Cocknose!  Which would be fine, if you were a little more entertaining, or had even one redeeming character trait.  But you don't.  Even you must admit  there is something about you that makes you eminently unlikeable.  (Don't pretend you haven't noticed) If that was me, I'd get it straightened out. You seem to be deliberately making yourself worse.

I'm  not having a dig at you here,  (And I'm trying really hard not to) I I'm just astounded by your general disposition.  I'm almost curious as to whether you have this effect on people in real life. Were you Bullied relentlessly at school or something? Because if you were,  you have to step back and let it go dude! None of us were even there!

Mind you, saying that, if you were at my school I'd would have personally Bullied the fuck out of you.  Good job I'm not like that anymore.  But you seem to invite people to dislike you. I dunno, even your Avatar makes me want to do violence. Maybe your Mother never slapped your legs hard enough when you were a child.  Or something.                
FYI That's the order of response you'll have (from me, at least) until you just fucking belt up!  Sad, puzzled,shocked, anger, contempt, derision, then more derision.  Jus sayin, is all. Don't take it personally, I'm only trying to help.
 

Thanks for explaining. You seem to be interested in my real life. I understand that you would like to get to know me better, this urge is natural. But it just wouldn't work out between the two of us. If you want to learn more about people's real lifes, you might want to look for people in real life. No wait, you'll also find enough people on PD who prostitute their private data all over the internet. Have fun.

Oh, and: By making notes about my mother you just entered a new level of rant. So your mother is called Kurt and she's the strongest in prison.
Thank you.  

Actually, my Mum died.  

Which is why I would never directly insult someone else's mother. You seem to have no such scruples though.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm not sure where you get "miserable and boring", but that's an interesting perspective. My life is awesome!

You know you're lying.

Lying about your perspective being interesting? Yeah, I guess I was.

Cheap answer from cheap human.
And now excuse me, I'm (ATTN PERSONAL INFORMATION) going to my mother's house now. See ya.

Sweet, that gives us several hours!




weltburger

[BadBeast]

Off to indulge his Oedipal complex, so he can come back and be a "Bad Motherfucker".
(And get his washing done)

[bugmenоt]

Maybe your Mother never slapped your legs hard enough when you were a child.

[BadBeast]

Maybe your Mother never slapped your legs hard enough when you were a child.

Are you trying to say that's a direct insult to your Mother?
Or justification for directly insulting my own, poor dead Mother? I thought you were just stupid, but you're also a spiteful little cunt.

Staring to actually dislike you now.

[Adios]

Maybe your Mother never slapped your legs hard enough when you were a child.

Are you trying to say that's a direct insult to your Mother?
Or justification for directly insulting my own, poor dead Mother? I thought you were just stupid, but you're also a spiteful little cunt.
I'm only a six hour drive from where you live, so tread a little moar carefuls, lest I Dread fu yoar sorry worthless spotty arse.

Bad form BB. It's only the internetz.

[BadBeast]

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Maybe your Mother never slapped your legs hard enough when you were a child.

Are you trying to say that's a direct insult to your Mother?
Or justification for directly insulting my own, poor dead Mother? I thought you were just stupid, but you're also a spiteful little cunt.


Bad form BB. It's only the internetz.

Yeah, shit , sorry.   *Deep Breathes, Serenity*

[bugmenоt]

Proper use of quotation tags is highly appreciated in this thread. It's not that hard to learn.

[BadBeast]

Proper use of quotation tags is highly appreciated in this thread. It's not that hard to learn.

Fuck off and die. Or even just fuck off.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

Link for context:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=25322.30

Off to go see LMNO's band

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm not sure where you get "miserable and boring", but that's an interesting perspective. My life is awesome!

You know you're lying.

Lying about your perspective being interesting? Yeah, I guess I was.

Cheap answer from cheap human.
And now excuse me, I'm (ATTN PERSONAL INFORMATION) going to my mother's house now. See ya.

Could you wait, like, 10 or 15 minutes? I'm almost done.

[Triple Zero]

Weltburger, you're lame, and you're a dick. Nobody likes you.

What makes this worse is that you're the best troll we've had in WEEKS.

Sauce Hollandaise, shut up.

Nigel, your life is miserable and boring. What makes this even worse that the bullcrap I'm writing seems to entertain you.

et cetera et cetera.

I think we all get the point how utterly boring and lame everybody thinks everybody is, and how incredibly awesome and entertaining they themselves are.

So, can we stop repeating it over and over again and skip to the bits where we're genuinely and convincingly entertaining? (preferably on novel topics)

And before anyone says they consider this name-calling business entertaining: It was. It really was, for a while. Personally I think that the possibilities in this particular direction of entertainment have been somewhat exhausted and are starting to get tedious.

This is just a suggestion by the way. If you think there's more lulz to be milked from this cow*, don't let me stop you, I'm just saying. It's not something I am willing to start an argument (or goddess forbid, drama) over.

*this would make him a Milka lulz-cow.