Liber AL vel Lols (Rough Draft in 32 verses)

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Liber AL vel Lols

Chapter 1

1.Prometheus bringer of the Net.
2.Seek you to capture all Knowledge and provide it to the Children of Men?
3.Ha! That is the first LOL.
4.Loki! Eris! Filchers of his true net, what have you done?
5.Do you not care that Man's Knowledge be muddled?!
6.Poor Damned Man fishes as taught by Prometheus, and see! They try, Try and again Try!
7.Yet with this net they find not True Knowledge, but still All You Can Eat, 
8.along with Knowledge, also False Knowledge, Humor, Parody, Lie, Paranoia, Conspiracy and all sorts of things that you draw up out of the Seas of Human Consciousness with the Fool's Net.
9.Oh Oracle, Priest and Prophet! Shall you set about to separate Knowledge from the others?
10.Chant your Algorithmic Incantation. Cry out Ego Log! Weep and Gnash your teeth at the futility of filtering out what you think be wheat and what you think be chaff, oh Cage Her Nines or Tens mayhap!
11.Eris and to Loki, manipulators of nets, tangelers of lines trawling deep in the human psyche!
12.What good is Prometheus' knowledge, dry and brittle, nourishing, but without life?
13.Can thou delve deeply without finding the LOL? The Life is in the LOL!
14.What sage does not see all of his Knowledge as LULZ?
15.Who can deny that the False Prophet did create false props and outcast, languishes in the LAIL?
16.Forget not that Prometheus' true net has gone and the new net is here.
17. For the net of Prometheus cannot be felt by Human Hands.
18. Eris' Net, Loki's Web. These can be handled by Men!
19. The Aeon of THOTH-CHONS-PTAH! He make the strands which bind and haul up the catch.
20.Do not think you can trawl through for Truth, nor for Fact.
21.Each is tainted by the pollution of Human Souls.
22.FIE! Speak not a lie about pollution of alien energy. Nor pollution of Stone Age Sin!
23.It is the Pollution of perception, the pollution of reality by the dream among the half-conscious.
24.A pollution of half-Knowledge and half-Everything Else.
25.We are not Fishers of Fish! We are not Fishers of Men! We are Fishers of Minds!
26.And the Deadliest Catch is Yet To Come.
27.Disdain the bounty of the Net, seek only those few nuggets of Knowledge and you will starve while FEAST lies before you.
28.Embrace the haul of the net, savor each piece which has its own taste and each bite which has its own flavor.
29.Learn What You Will Is The Whole of The LOL, Lulz in the LOL!
30.Yet, the LOL has no TRUTH, except that it be LOLful.
31.Which is truth enough for those who are Wise in Some Ways.
32. Pun in the LOL, LOL under Wit.

Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord
Chatterer of the Words of Eris
Muncher of the ChaoAcorn
POEE of The Great Googlie Mooglie Cabal

[Mangrove]

Sorry Rat. Liber AL parodies are yet more re-post. (See below from abouto 3 years ago)



The Book Of Teh n00b.
   or
   LIBER CIXII

(sub figura xxiii)

As delivered by 275 to xvii

Official Pineal Download of the

S. S. O. O. K. N.Publication in Class Eh?

1. Asshat! The manifestation of the n00b.

2. Every man & every woman is in the Open Bar.

3. We are all Horab anyway.

4. (oh yes, and bunnies too)

5. But the n00bs are not of us!

6. The lame-o, the Emo, the grey face are
not where we are.

7. If thou troll, then troll without mercy,
or else eat cookies & pie.

8. There is no law beyond post what thou wilt -
Nublar0sity is struck down by the secret 4-fold
word that I have given ye. Count well it's name
and number.

9. S.T.F.U.

10. Take your fill of hawt seks1 ch1x0rs as ye will
but take no offense if they refuse and pwn your sorry ass.

11. Eat thy carbs, drink thy caffeine & alcohol - but
always unto me. Take strange drugs when typing...or ordinary
ones....or none. (see if I care!)

12. X 34 7 B 1 Q ZZ T 76 18 K W Q F C O AKD

13. What does this mean O my prophet? Fucked if I know,
you should have better things to do with your time.

14. Praise me with poems, rants & haiku.
(They'll probably be shit, but do it anyway)

15. The random, the quirky, the surprising, the freaky,
the horny, the weird, the eccentric - all are ye welcome
in my house. But not the n00B! Shun them as ye would shun
the hunch brain. Blarghing random crap a discordian it dost
not make.

16. LDD or ELF - there is no difference. As brothers/sisters
jake ye.

17. WTF? Study this holy book of n00b for it contains many
mysteries....and some junk (maybe).

18. Post what thou wilt. The word of the Law is FNORD.

19. Avatar and screen names are illusions, but there is that
which remains. Quote others and change their letters freely.

20. Kallisti j0! My numbers are 5 & 23. Add, subtract, divide,
multiply & generally mess around to connect everything to my
sacred numerals in the most tenuous & preposterous ways possible.

21. Be not deceived by the capital 'T'- O.M.! Ha!

22. Thud, the fat cursed city is teh sux0rs. Tread drunkenly
among the mouth breathers. Don't read this. Distribute this
as required. Or not.

23. Own! The book of the n00B is revealed.


The Comment

1. Bite me.
2. Bite me.
3. Bite me.
4. The neo-con studies these runes but understandeth them not.
5. There is great error if one reads this and cares.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Sorry Rat. Liber AL parodies are yet more re-post. (See below from abouto 3 years ago)

Well, since its been around for so long, I didn't figure I was the first to parody it.

[Mangrove]

Sorry Rat. Liber AL parodies are yet more re-post. (See below from abouto 3 years ago)

Well, since its been around for so long, I didn't figure I was the first to parody it.

It's cool. We were probably due a new one anyway