Follow your Penis

[Zurtok Khan]

So here I am fucking around with the people in Buddhist chat (because it's fun), and some random person who barely speaks enligsh strikes up a conversation, and I understood a universal troof.  I follow my penis, because it is in front of me.


[01:32] qaiser_haroon: hey do know wat is Bhudhism
[01:32] saintzurtok: Yup, it's sticking your thumb in your ass and laughing at the universe.  Nothing special.
[01:33] saintzurtok: Who are you?
[01:34] qaiser_haroon: i m nothing but i just want to know about Bhddhism
[01:34] qaiser_haroon: can u say me something
[01:34] qaiser_haroon: i mear do u know abt this
[01:34] saintzurtok: I know about nothing, but I can probably answer your question
[01:35] qaiser_haroon: u please
[01:35] saintzurtok: Ask away
[01:36] qaiser_haroon: simple wat Bu?hddism
[01:36] qaiser_haroon: Buddihism*
[01:36] qaiser_haroon: wat is its origion
[01:36] qaiser_haroon: origin*
[01:37] qaiser_haroon: who is the founder of this
[01:38] saintzurtok: Buddhism started with a dude in india a couple thousand years ago.  He's not important.  His name was Siddhartha Gotama.  He was an Indian Prince.  He walked off and became enlightened about some goat cheese (or was it the lack of goat cheese?) and then people listened to him for awhile.  He died, and now I wonder why people listen to a half starved man from thousands of years ago.
[01:38] qaiser_haroon: hello
[01:40] qaiser_haroon: whay especially for goat cheese
[01:41] saintzurtok: Because Goatcheese is fun.
[01:41] saintzurtok: So are goat testicles when it comes to it.
[01:42] qaiser_haroon: people follow him just for a fun of goat cheese
[01:42] saintzurtok: I am sure some of them do.  I do not follow him, though.
[01:42] qaiser_haroon: to whom u follow?
[01:43] saintzurtok: I follow my penis.
[01:43] qaiser_haroon: nice
[01:43] qaiser_haroon: why u follow this
[01:43] saintzurtok: Well thank you, my penis appreciates your approval.
[01:43] qaiser_haroon: i mean wat is a great thing in this
[01:43] saintzurtok: I follow my penis because it is in front of me, no other reason.
[01:44] qaiser_haroon: u too follow it just for a fun
[01:44] saintzurtok: Well, it is a pleasure organ.
[01:45] qaiser_haroon: well u wordship only for pleasure
[01:45] qaiser_haroon: is it
[01:45] qaiser_haroon: ??
[01:45] saintzurtok: What is there but pleasure?
[01:46] qaiser_haroon: harm is also there
[01:46] saintzurtok: Nope, even harm is just pleasure in disguise.
[01:46] qaiser_haroon: have u tasted the pain
[01:46] saintzurtok: Yes, who hasn't?
[01:47] qaiser_haroon: no body escaped
[01:47] qaiser_haroon: wat felt in pain
[01:48] qaiser_haroon: i m sure in paid there is  somebody who  is power powerful than u
[01:48] saintzurtok: Can I touch your Penis?
[01:48] qaiser_haroon: no u cant
[01:48] qaiser_haroon: u r far away of me
[01:48] qaiser_haroon: u cant
[01:49] qaiser_haroon: can your penis help u in this case
[01:50] saintzurtok: Yes, my Penis is all powerful.

[Lord Daddy Lombrosis]

how dare you

[CORNHOLIO]

you said penis, heheh, that's cool, heh

[The Good Reverend Roger]

2/10.

Being obscure != being profound.

[East Coast Hustle]

[The Good Reverend Roger]

[Horab Fibslager]

penis x10k.