I've never cooked a crow before but...

[East Coast Hustle]

I guess so. Some things just aren't worth having the experience. For me, eating predator bird would rank right up there with doing ketamine on the list of things I'm not even glad I did once.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'd eat it.

I'll try anything (food/animal) once

[LMNO]

Suggestions:

Marinate.
Deep Fry.
Lots of Hot Sauce.


In other words, make it taste like anything other than what it tastes like.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

You could always try that famous southern cedar board carp recipe.

Put the dressed bird on the board, roast, throw away the bird and eat the board because it will taste better. 

[Bruno]

You really can find fucking anything on the internet.

I hope the apocalypse doesn't accidentally the entire internet.

How else will I learn the proper way to harvest and prepare kudzu, or which antifreeze is safe to drink?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

You really can find fucking anything on the internet.

I hope the apocalypse doesn't accidentally the entire internet.

How else will I learn the proper way to harvest and prepare kudzu, or which antifreeze is safe to drink?

You joke but think of the fortune that could be made if you could just get people to eat it.  It's actually supposed to be quite tasty.  My mom always said it was poisonous so I never thought otherwise till a year or so ago and I saw some weird backwoods pbs show and the chick on there made a quiche with kudzu. 

I'm telling you were are missing out on a golden opportunity, that shit is everywhere south of the mason dixon line!!!

[Bruno]

Just cuz I'm jokng doesn't mean I'm not serious.

Kudzu fucking vending machines, yo.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Also a concern with crow meat: as scavengers, they bioaccumulate pretty much every nasty thing ever to be found in the bodies of other animals.

Now, I'm not saying that eating some crow will turn all of your body's cells into cancerous cells and give you mutant superpowers, but, y'know. Something to keep in mind.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Also a concern with crow meat: as scavengers, they bioaccumulate pretty much every nasty thing ever to be found in the bodies of other animals.

Now, I'm not saying that eating some crow will turn all of your body's cells into cancerous cells and give you mutant superpowers, but, y'know. Something to keep in mind.

If you make sure you are exposed to gamma rays or fall into a vat of toxic chemicals afterwards wouldn't that counteract any negative exposure.

[Roaring Biscuit!]

In a sad twist of fate, my friend who obtained the crows managed to sell them as art.  Shame, I was having mad/possibly ingenious ideas to make it not taste like awful.  Also was looking forward to obtaining the powers of a crow.

x

[BadBeast]

Lots of the Gypsys up this way are fond of a Rook Pie. But that's thew only Corvid I've seen being eaten.
Raptors are supposed to taste like shit though. The most prized delicacy I ever heard the Dids
talk about, was Badger Hams. That's pretty universally supposed to be good.

Didikois. Up in your Hedgerows.   Eating your wildlife.

[BadBeast]

You could always try that famous southern cedar board carp recipe.

Put the dressed bird on the board, roast, throw away the bird and eat the board because it will taste better.  

Over here, Carp are Fish.

ETA. Just saw what you did here. Got it now.