News:

For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

Main Menu

Think about the Children!

Started by AFK, December 26, 2006, 06:09:43 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: PeregrineBF on December 27, 2006, 03:34:40 AM
Some days I'm glad my family is Jewish.
Christians have a happy holiday with a strange old man who dresses funny, has no legal address, invites kids to sit on his lap, gives them candy, learns their desires, slides down their chimneys, sneaks into their houses at night, and has them unwrap his package. Jews have a holiday remembering the Maccabees going out and slaughtering romans.

I'll take slaughtering romans over a crazy type 2 diabetic any day. Bugger might keel over from the milk and cookies, and then where would I be? Have to haul his fat ass to a goddamn hospital, totally ruin the evening.

... troo story http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22122006/356/santa-dies-children-s-party.html

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark