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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Suu

#2130
December 18, 2006, 03:25:22 PM Last Edit: December 18, 2006, 09:12:08 PM by kaousuu
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Pump out all the oil!
Kill the atmosphere!  Who cares?
Jesus will fix it!

:potd:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#2131
December 18, 2006, 07:31:18 PM
Quote from: DJRubberducky on December 18, 2006, 03:15:11 PM
NT: failed holiday recipes

This haiku is not
About fruitcake like you'd think.
Drink rancid egg nog!

NT: Drinking rancid egg nog.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#2132
December 18, 2006, 09:14:01 PM
I lift the cup to
My lips and then I realize
That it's rancid shit

NT: Helicopters
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#2133
December 20, 2006, 05:55:20 PM
Helicopters fly
and sometimes they crash and burn
I do not like them.

NP:  being uninspired
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#2134
December 20, 2006, 06:04:12 PM
Rev'rend Whats-His-Name
Is uninspired by the
helicopter thing

NT: Spaghetti Sauce
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#2135
December 20, 2006, 06:09:56 PM
Thank goodness for Shout
For those moments when your kid
Eats with her whole face.

NP:  LMNO Lurves the TSO
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

DJRubberducky

#2136
December 20, 2006, 06:40:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 20, 2006, 06:09:56 PMNP:  LMNO Lurves the TSO

When LMNO
Said he liked the TSO
He meant "Gay Cowboys".

NT: Big Gay Cowboys
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Jasper

#2137
December 20, 2006, 06:51:53 PM
Bmmm-tch.  Pt-t-tch.
Bmmm-tch.  Da nah nah.
Bmmm-tch.  Pt-t-tch.

NT: Onomatopoeia

LMNO

#2138
December 20, 2006, 06:54:09 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on December 20, 2006, 06:51:53 PM
Bmmm-tch.  Pt-t-tch.
Bmmm-tch.  Da nah nah.
well, helloooo, sailor!

NT: Onomatopoeia





Fixed for extra gayness.

Suu

#2139
December 20, 2006, 08:42:51 PM
Buzz wack crash murmur
Bam bam bam boom hush shh crunch
Onomatopoeias yeah!

NT: Corn husks
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#2140
December 20, 2006, 08:48:58 PM
Good for tamales
Bad for washing your new car
even worse as shoes.

NP:  Living in Cubicle World
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#2141
December 20, 2006, 08:52:22 PM
Just me and pan
toilet roll is out
welcome to hell

NT: vicious circle

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

#2142
December 20, 2006, 08:52:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 20, 2006, 08:48:58 PM
Good for tamales
Bad for washing your new car
even worse as shoes.

NP:  Living in Cubicle World

...Dude, you wear corn husks for shoes? WTF?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hunter s.durden

#2143
December 21, 2006, 09:44:07 AM
vicious circle

wake up, take a drink
beat my wife, pray to jesus
i am doing fine


NT: SSOOKN
This space for rent.

Triple Zero

#2144
December 21, 2006, 09:59:48 AM
the semi secretTM
is best revealed by asking
your pineal gland

NT: radioactivity
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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