RWHN's Sit-Down Comedy

[Triple Zero]

Your wife beats you, doesn't she?

Yeah, about 3/4 of the time. 

I hate that I'm probably one of the few that got that one almost immediately.

o

o no

SO IT WAS Mrs.WHN THAT INVENTED THE BREAKBEAT!!

[Suu]

Your wife beats you, doesn't she?

Yeah, about 3/4 of the time. 

I hate that I'm probably one of the few that got that one almost immediately.

o

o no

SO IT WAS Mrs.WHN THAT INVENTED THE BREAKBEAT!!

[AFK]

Well, I have to waltz on out to some meetings.  Be sure to tip your waitresses.  They prefer Sirloin by the way. 

[hunter s.durden]

I'm so glad I didn't get it.
Fuck that "discussion."

I was content assuming Mrs. WHN was an amputee.

[AFK]

Was, being the operative word.  Fortunately, the doctors were able to graft new appendages back on to her body.  That was no small feet let me tell you that. 

[Suu]

You know what they say about wives with big feet...

[LMNO]

Not much luck at shoestores?

[AFK]

Big smell?
Really sore nads?
Really big shoe closet?

[LMNO]

Ann Coulter?

[Suu]

I have no idea...I fail.


But Paris Hilton wears size 11, and has to buy her shoes on Zappos.com because of it. True story.

[Payne]

I'm assuming that's rather large.

If Paris has such HYUGE plates of meat (feet), why is she so unsteady on her pins when drunk?

[LMNO]

Paris Hilton is a MAN, baby!


Videotapes notwithstanding.

[Suu]

I'm assuming that's rather large.

If Paris has such HYUGE plates of meat (feet), why is she so unsteady on her pins when drunk?

You walk in 4" stilettos while intoxicated and you tell me if it's easy.

[AFK]

So, I was feeling a little hoarse.
I figured it was about time for a drink.
I walked into the bar.
I asked for a drink.
The bartender asked why the long face.
I told him about my earlier escapades at the hair salon and the coffee shop.
I asked for a shot of whiskey.
He said they were out.
This made me rather mad.
At that point I started yelling at the bartender.
I called him some rather unsavory names.
He told me to leave.
I didn't, I started throwing shit around.
He called the police who promptly arrived.
So there I was, wild, hoarse, and they dragged me away. 

[AFK]

Jebus H. Christ,

punoftheday.com won't publish any of my submissions but they'll post inane crap like this:

"I felt sick after I ate the scallopini. I didn't veal well at all." - SGT Snorkel

I think someone took the AKK course of Punnery.