RWHN's Sit-Down Comedy

[AFK]

Good afternoon everyone, nice to see you all here today.  Are you enjoying the heat?  Or is it the humidity? 

Anyway, so what has four legs and one arm? 












a pitbull in a playground. 

[Jenne]

And:  didja know that in San Diego, the 2d most violent dogbite attacks are from retrievers/labs?  Number one is, of course, pitbulls.

[AFK]

3rd is Wiener Dogs? 

[Payne]

 

[Suu]

Once again, this thread is amazing.

[AFK]

Ahem!  Faust?!

[Faust]

www.principiadiscordia.com/horns.aiff

[AFK]

Right on time.   

[Micro Ice]

www.principiadiscordia.com/horns.aiff

I was half afraid to open it, but i did anyway. 

[AFK]

A Dinner Conversation at the Palin Household.

Mr. Palin: You know honey, ever since you reassigned, er, fired that chef, our dinners just haven't been the same.

Sarah Palin: You betcha! Gosh gee willy gosh this dinner stinks.

Mr. Palin: How do you like the bread?

Sarah Palin: Oh by golly gee gosh my bread is all moldy. I just ate moldy bread, gosh by golly.

Mr. Palin: Well, look on the bright side.

Sarah Palin: What's that, golly gee gosh golly?

Mr. Palin: You just greatly increased your cultural experience.

[Suu]

[BADGE OF HONOR]

A Dinner Conversation at the Palin Household.

Mr. Palin: You know honey, ever since you reassigned, er, fired that chef, our dinners just haven't been the same.

Sarah Palin: You betcha! Gosh gee willy gosh this dinner stinks also.

Mr. Palin: How do you like the bread?

Sarah Palin: Oh by golly gee gosh my bread is all moldy. I just ate moldy bread, gosh by golly also.

Mr. Palin: Well, look on the bright side.

Sarah Palin: What's that, golly gee gosh golly also?

Mr. Palin: You just greatly increased your cultural experience.

fixt

[Mangrove]

[horrible realization]

PALIN IS NED FLANDERS

[horrible realization]

[AFK]

So this means she's a Lefty.   

[Mangrove]

Evidence:

a) Affected 'folksy' speech
b) Ardent Christianity
c) Moustache*


She's NED FLANDERS!!!!!!!!!   



*see latest edition of Newsweek (front cover)