In the post came an envelope addressed to Terry.
I got a letter through the post and inside was a pink condom and a post it note.
The post it reads...
I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO SPREAD THE WORD!
FUCK THE FUNDAMENTALISTS! THIS COMES
STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP... WE ARE ALL
INVOLVED IN THE CREATION OF A GREAT
STORY, AND LIKE ALL GREAT STORIES, IT
TELLS OF HOW THE WORLD WAS SAVED AT
THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, FROM
SEEMINGLY INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION -
BY A HANDFUL OF HEROES. THE TIMER ON
THE BOMB ALWAYS STOPS WITH ONE
SECOND TO GO. FAITH IN FAITH ITSELF
Then on the other side it reads...
WATCH THE SKIES IN 2012
WWW.PRINCIPIADISCORDIA.COM
Why did I get this, what exactly is this?
