Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People

Started by Cramulus, April 06, 2008, 08:32:16 PM

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The Professor Cramulus exonerates on an important threat facing every human being.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvubyoR2XnQ


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Quote from: Golden Applesauce on April 06, 2008, 08:34:17 PM
Diabetes has nothing to do with viruses.

Seriously, Cramulus, your video contains a factual error! You'd better see to that.
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Richter

The idea has merit.

I had a diabetic professor in college who terrorized the class constantly.
Sure, she was fun to talk with when she it a properly drugged manic state, but when she hit low, she'd bitch the paint off the walls.

She scarred off most of the class, out the an original 40 students, 11 of us took the final exam.
Damn if she wasn't a role model, but the lady and her diabetes should have been classified as military ordnance.

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Thanks for finally satisfying our video yammering Cram!  I'll be giggling for a good bit. :mrgreen:
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Thurnez Isa

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on April 06, 2008, 08:34:17 PM
Diabetes has nothing to do with viruses.

he did say he wasn't a Dr. and didnt have "medical facts"
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Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

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Thurnez Isa

your next video should explore why people choose to be diabetic
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Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

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The next video should explore the negative effects of oral sex or something else totally random.

Also: :mittens:
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Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 06, 2008, 11:52:32 PM
your next video should explore why people choose to be diabetic

Genius.

You should explore the "alternative diabetic lifestyle" for sure.

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Great video.  Damn insulin junkies.


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