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FAKE CHEESE MACHINE

Started by Triple Zero, August 29, 2008, 10:04:35 PM

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Kai

This thread makes my insides all a churney.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

fomenter

it makes the rest of us cream
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Nast

What was this thread about, again? I need someone to jog my mammary.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Triple Zero

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 30, 2008, 09:37:13 PM
Feta love of god, you guys, give it a rest.

no, there's Stiltons of cheese puns to be made.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

singer

  Asiago away for a  couple of days, but it doesn't stop...
"Magic" is one of the fundamental properties of "Reality"

Cain

Quote from: Dr. Payne on August 30, 2008, 02:20:37 PM
Quote from: singer on August 30, 2008, 11:20:50 AM
Whey does this kind of thing happen to almost every thread here?

We have nothing better to do. We're waiting for Daruko to bring his Armageddon Squad to PD. Yo MOMMA happens to almost every thread here. I was hit as a child. We are all actually RWHNs alts. Sometimes, I eat a biscuit. The Mods made me do it. Christopher Walken made me do it. Now look what you made me do.

Or, because this is Discord.

Take your pick.

Payne means a soggy biscuit, of course.

Cramulus

I havarti 'nuff of this cheddar jack

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 31, 2008, 03:38:32 PM
I havarti 'nuff of this cheddar jack

Uh-oh..... we've already used havarti.......
perhaps this thread is getting moldy..

fomenter

you wish toe see it be over but it taint over yet
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

East Coast Hustle

yes, we keep trying to hide it under a rock, but....


it keeps crawling back out fromunda it.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

fomenter

it takes a big Longhorn to keep these puns going
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Jenne

Y'all have jacked this thread enough.

Cainad (dec.)

Colby that we all just know way too much about cheese.

BADGE OF HONOR

This topic is so aged it's not fungus any more.   :|
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Cainad (dec.)

It's getting rind of old.

Cut it out already. (GET IT? CUT "IT" OUT, WHERE IT=CHEESE?! OMG I AM SO WITTY)