ITT, Squiddy reviews beer.

[Suu]

I want health insurance. I want it so bad I'd go on a murdering rampage through Congress just to get it. I need it to uh, well, support my obvious filthy albuterol and Advair habits.

[Doktor Howl]

How is it that you work at a bank, and don't have insurance?

That seems, well, criminal.

Well I make less than 30k a year, the cost of living in my area is high and the insurance they offer is expensive, with a high deductible and doesn't cover shit.
It's garbage.

I hate this place.

That = Fucked.

Grab your husband and kids, and head North.

Southwest.

For a republican state, we have surprisingly good public insurance.

Edit:  this has the added advantage of Squiddy not having to kick her filthy redneck habit.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

That's my dream. Move north.

teabaggers    

Suu you're a dirty asthmatic with an obvious addiction to inhalers. You don't need insurance you need help.
     
HEY! I'm not a redneck.
I hate cheap beer, trucker hats and nascar. hating nascar automatically disqualifies me

[LMNO]

Maybe it's just me, but if Squid went Southwest, wouldn't she be smack dab in the Gulf of Mexico?

[Doktor Howl]

That's my dream. Move north.

teabaggers    

Suu you're a dirty asthmatic with an obvious addiction to inhalers. You don't need insurance you need help.
     
HEY! I'm not a redneck.
I hate cheap beer, trucker hats and nascar. hating nascar automatically disqualifies me

No, you're just addicted to living around them.  Tell me I'm wrong.  Go ahead, tell me.

[Doktor Howl]

Maybe it's just me, but if Squid went Southwest, wouldn't she be smack dab in the Gulf of Mexico?

That's what would make it a particularly ballsy move on her part.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

That's my dream. Move north.

teabaggers    

Suu you're a dirty asthmatic with an obvious addiction to inhalers. You don't need insurance you need help.
     
HEY! I'm not a redneck.
I hate cheap beer, trucker hats and nascar. hating nascar automatically disqualifies me

No, you're just addicted to living around them.  Tell me I'm wrong.  Go ahead, tell me.

you sir, are wrong.

[Doktor Howl]

That's my dream. Move north.

teabaggers    

Suu you're a dirty asthmatic with an obvious addiction to inhalers. You don't need insurance you need help.
     
HEY! I'm not a redneck.
I hate cheap beer, trucker hats and nascar. hating nascar automatically disqualifies me

No, you're just addicted to living around them.  Tell me I'm wrong.  Go ahead, tell me.

you sir, are wrong.

So, your claim is that you can give up WalMart "back tits" any time you like?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Wow. It's a good thing I went and barfed BEFORE I read that.

[Doktor Howl]

Wow. It's a good thing I went and barfed BEFORE I read that.

Going to WalMart is kind of like reading Dante, only in 3D.

[Triple Zero]

Wow. It's a good thing I went and barfed BEFORE I read that.

and what LMNO said about criminal ... I don't even dare to comment, because ... fuck ... you know where I'd be without health insurance? I have no idea actually, and that is the fucking point about insurance.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Yeah. I get bottom of the barrel basics at the emergency room and then am billed BAZILLIONS of dollars later.
It's great.

Or I can go to a walk-in clinic and pay 180 for the visit plus any tests, x-ray, lab work, whatever, which will no matter what cost at least 500 and it's due then.

shitty.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah. I get bottom of the barrel basics at the emergency room and then am billed BAZILLIONS of dollars later.
It's great.

Or I can go to a walk-in clinic and pay 180 for the visit plus any tests, x-ray, lab work, whatever, which will no matter what cost at least 500 and it's due then.

shitty.

Um, if I had myself checked out when the headaches and fever started, I would have been better in 2-3 weeks, with no brain damage, instead of being more or less ill for the next (projected) 2 months or so.

Go to the ER if you have to.

[LMNO]

Squid, dare I ask if the kids are insured?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Squid, dare I ask if the kids are insured?

Oh HE has insurance, yeah.
I'd go broke and toothless before he went without anything.