A Relocated Drunken Red Eyed Rant at 1245

[indigoblade]

...Or ARDRER!@$%

Yeah, it's sometimes best to get the strangeness of oneself forward first while you get to know everyone. That way they will have already expierienced the worst of you and once people are used to you then they'll start listening. And the people who don't get it , I mean really, I don't care if anyone digs what I'm saying or not. Honestly if you take any other asshole seriously then yer screwed man. So I just say fuck it and laugh because it is just a big rotten joke. I stillllll laugh though, thoroughly too. Just like this jack-head-in-the-ass  . You know. I was gonna put this in the ANYMWTRT on apple talk, but I'll cut and past this to the rants.

K, thats better. So where was I, oh yeah, typing a bunch of shit.

Like I was saying, fuck it. I am a nice guy though. I just don't really give a good god damn what anybody else thinks of me. Am I weird, Hellz yes. Do I study alot of interelated topics all the time, no, I got kids and a family to take care of. When I am not taking care of the real, then I can read, or surf or rant like I am now in this forum.

Aw Eris . How yer apples inspire me. How the holy chao goes mu. Fuck this shit, ima flip the script and go all gold faced aneris on you now.

         Did you know matter is influenced by human conciousness (as well as animal and whatever else you wanna throw in there)? Yep, the proof is out there. Alot of scientist see this as poppycock, well fuck them. Those fuckers act like they are objective, but they are only acting! In all reality they have already decided what they wanted to put forth because the assholes are so sure of themselves. This doesn't prevent them from making progress. It does however decelerate their progress greatly. Wanna know why?

I'll tell you, come here so I can whisper it in your ear. All of this leads to conflict amongst the scientific community. I mean shit, they were arguing about wether or not to call Pluto a planet. Syntax? Huh, WTF is this all about? Call it a kyperbelt planet. Why not call all of the round shaped objects rotating around the Sun planets? Call the odd shaped ones asteroids, kyper belt objects and planet sized astroids and kyper belt objects? Why the hell you guys arguing over syntax when there is objective hardcore science to do.

I want to buck the sys , i want to buck the sys I want to buck the system!

What the hell was that I just said?

hehehe

So once people decide what it is they really wanna do and they go off on their merry little ways while they work together and relise that it is not success, but failure, repeated failure 'til you understand. That and being objective. I say fuck it, have science for the sake of recording data and then use those findings to understand and produce more ecoenviormentaly friendly products where it really is quality over quantity. Make everyone rich and you make yourself richer. Can it be done? Yeah it can, but will it? Could this meme be taken out of rough draft form and made into a beautiful butterfly? Will any one respond to this weird late night/early morning rant from a drunken asshole?

Who knows, but I am still laughing! Hell yeah, welcome to the head of the holy schizotypal discordian mage. I do magick but it never comes out in an expected way. Do you believe me, would you believe you?

[P3nT4gR4m]

4 words:

Jesus H Fucking Christ!

[LMNO]

Protip:

Write drunken rant at 1 in the morning.  Hit "save".

The next day, read it again, and EDIT THE MOTHERFUCKER, if it's still that important to you.

Then post it.



LMNO
-adherent of the 50 post suggestion.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

tl;dr

I think over use of smileys in bad rants should be punishable by tar and feathering......

[P3nT4gR4m]

Actually I quite enjoyed the smileys. It was the rest of it that pissed me off.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Actually I quite enjoyed the smileys. It was the rest of it that pissed me off.

There is that, but.....

We haven't had a good tar and feathering in.......

Damn 

[indigoblade]

If it pissed you off so much why did you even bother to finish reading it or reply? And mister lmno, I would think the very nature of a drunken rant would imply a lack of good choice making skills for the period of drunkeness. Goddamn people, just laugh at the damn thing or leave it be.

I choose to laugh.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

If it pissed you off so much why did you even bother to finish reading it or reply? And mister lmno, I would think the very nature of a drunken rant would imply a lack of good choice making skills for the period of drunkeness. Goddamn people, just laugh at the damn thing or leave it be.

I choose to laugh.

You have no idea what tl;dr means do you?

We are laughing AT you!!!

[indigoblade]

Thats probably because you all either have no sense of humor or you take yourselves to seriously, either way I still don't really give a good goddamn what you guys think or say so...

[Cramulus]

here we go again 

[LMNO]

If it pissed you off so much why did you even bother to finish reading it or reply? And mister lmno, I would think the very nature of a drunken rant would imply a lack of good choice making skills for the period of drunkeness. Goddamn people, just laugh at the damn thing or leave it be.

I choose to laugh.

I highly suggest you look around this forum a bit more.

We are total assholes here.  We will read a poorly-written drunken rant to spite ourselves; and then we will make cunty sarcastic quips at your expense, using improperly placed semi-colons, just to make inside joke jabs at things completely unrelated to your post.  And we'll do it while using the italics button way too much.


Please also note what the "50-post suggestion" means.  It means we sometimes give new members 50 posts to get their feet wet before we start jabbing them in the gonads with sharp sticks.  Which means, my initial reply was the nice one.

[Triple Zero]

Protip:

Write drunken rant at 1 in the morning.  Hit "save".

The next day, read it again, and EDIT THE MOTHERFUCKER, if it's still that important to you.

Then post it.



LMNO
-adherent of the 50 post suggestion.

yes, PLEASE.

you don't know how often I write my post in a sticky-note applet first, marinate it for a while, and then refrain from posting it, EVER.

[indigoblade]

You guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.

Have a good afternoon. And please wipe your feet on the way out from this thread. We wouldn't want the bullshit here ruining everyone else's threads.

[LMNO]

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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You guys might wanna give me fifty days instead of 50 posts, but I have already stated enough to be happy for myself. I don't care if you like me or rip me a new one. Be who you are and say what you mean. If you take my post for something it is not, more power to me. If you think you are the one who is right 100% of the time, great, good for you. If however you think I give a good God Damn what people think of me, I don't care.

Have a good afternoon. And please wipe your feet on the way out from this thread. We wouldn't want the bullshit here ruining everyone else's threads.

It is your choice whether to spend some time reading rather than posting, and take your introduction gradually, or jump in blind. You have the choice of taking 50 days to make your first 50 posts, if you desire, or to make them all in the first day.

You might consider that, in a sense, you are a visitor to our home. The doors are open to everyone, but it's simple courtesy to have a look around and get a sense for the inhabitants, rather than waltzing in drunk and mumbling to yourself, stumbling around, stepping in the catbox, knocking over a couple of plants, and then shouting "FUCK YOU! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME!" at the people who actually live here. So to speak.