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Started by MrFrizzleFry, March 04, 2009, 11:08:35 PM

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MrFrizzleFry

Since you are what you eat would you eat your role model to become them, or spare their life out of respect/moral reason/ other crappy justification

BADGE OF HONOR

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Faithless

Quote from: anthraxcat on March 04, 2009, 11:08:35 PM
Since you are what you eat would you eat your role model to become them, or spare their life out of respect/moral reason/ other crappy justification
Only if your role model is Gumby, otherwise the indigestion would be fatal.
Oh, sonovabitch.

Dr. Paes

Quote from: anthraxcat on March 04, 2009, 11:08:35 PM
Since you are what you eat would you eat your role model to become them, or spare their life out of respect/moral reason/ other crappy justification
I'm not sure who my role model is.
When I work it out though, I'll eat them, not to become them, but just because they're likely to be delicious.

Tempest Virago

Quote from: anthraxcat on March 04, 2009, 11:08:35 PM
Since you are what you eat would you eat your role model to become them, or spare their life out of respect/moral reason/ other crappy justification

The funny thing is, pasta actually IS my role model.

Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Faithless on March 06, 2009, 12:40:49 AM
Quote from: anthraxcat on March 04, 2009, 11:08:35 PM
Since you are what you eat would you eat your role model to become them, or spare their life out of respect/moral reason/ other crappy justification
Only if your role model is Gumby, otherwise the indigestion would be fatal.

kwa?

i mean granted your role model is a meat-person.
how is it fatal?

LMNO

I, in fact, actually do eat my role model. And apparently, I have become like my role model.







LMNO
-is a pussy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO redux on March 06, 2009, 12:53:30 PM
I, in fact, actually do eat my role model. And apparently, I have become like my role model.


:lmnuendo:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

I could have sworn that I made the sexual joke very clear.

Jasper

Quote from: LMNO redux on March 06, 2009, 07:14:08 PM
I could have sworn that I made the sexual joke very clear.

It was so blatant it makes my your head spin.
:lmnuendo:


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO redux on March 06, 2009, 07:14:08 PM
I could have sworn that I made the sexual joke very clear.

It was, I just wanted to use that emote.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."