I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.

[Cain]

Christ, Tao Jones was an asshole.

Actually, Jesus was never mentioned in the Principia.  You should read it sometime, cabbage, or else have your star revoked heresy.

[Doktor Howl]

Christ, Tao Jones was an asshole.

Actually, Jesus was never mentioned in the Principia.  You should read it sometime, cabbage, or else have your star revoked heresy.

"Here are your guidelines for thinking for yourself."

[Cain]

Heresy leads to Slaanesh and Nurglings and Xenos.  It is known.

[The Wizard Joseph]

 

[hoopla]

Wow. I had forgotten just how truly wretched and clueless PTJ and EVT were. I wish I could forget again.

[Doktor Howl]

Wow. I had forgotten just how truly wretched and clueless PTJ and EVT were. I wish I could forget again.

But the way that all ended was worth every moment of cringe.  Flaming wreckage is my medicine.

[hoopla]

I wonder what they are up to now?

[Doktor Howl]

I wonder what they are up to now?

Last word I heard, and this was years and years ago, she had tossed him out on his ass for reasons I can't remember, and he was basically still trying to send her that horrible fucking roleplaying they used to do.  Forever.

[Cain]

Didn't he become a Pastafarian or something?

[hoopla]

I wonder what they are up to now?

Last word I heard, and this was years and years ago, she had tossed him out on his ass for reasons I can't remember, and he was basically still trying to send her that horrible fucking roleplaying they used to do.  Forever.

Pretty much what I expected.

[Doktor Howl]

Didn't he become a Pastafarian or something?

By now he's a 40-something bernie guy with a bad comb-over, hitting on college girls when they come into the Starbucks in which he is for the moment employed.

This is just a guess, mind you.

[Doktor Howl]

Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?

Many on this forum seem to think so.

What?  There's RULES, now?

It's called the Principia.

You should read it sometime.

Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.

You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.

EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.

Malice bump

[LMNO]

Y U DO THIS

[Doktor Howl]

Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?

Many on this forum seem to think so.

What?  There's RULES, now?

It's called the Principia.

You should read it sometime.

Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.

You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.

EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.

I have nothing but malice in my heart, for all living creatures.

[Cain]

These three lines just kill me every time

It's called the Principia.

You should read it sometime.

Also to be Discordian one must think for themself,