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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #330 on: June 08, 2018, 08:13:33 pm »
Quote from: Faust on June 06, 2018, 02:04:45 pm
Christ, Tao Jones was an asshole.

Actually, Jesus was never mentioned in the Principia.  You should read it sometime, cabbage, or else have your star revoked heresy.
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #331 on: June 08, 2018, 09:20:58 pm »
Quote from: Cain on June 08, 2018, 08:13:33 pm
Quote from: Faust on June 06, 2018, 02:04:45 pm
Christ, Tao Jones was an asshole.

Actually, Jesus was never mentioned in the Principia.  You should read it sometime, cabbage, or else have your star revoked heresy.

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #332 on: June 09, 2018, 04:17:50 am »
Heresy leads to Slaanesh and Nurglings and Xenos.  It is known.
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #333 on: June 09, 2018, 03:39:33 pm »
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #334 on: June 14, 2018, 11:09:15 pm »
Wow. I had forgotten just how truly wretched and clueless PTJ and EVT were. I wish I could forget again.
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #335 on: June 14, 2018, 11:10:06 pm »
Quote from: Hoopla on June 14, 2018, 11:09:15 pm
Wow. I had forgotten just how truly wretched and clueless PTJ and EVT were. I wish I could forget again.

But the way that all ended was worth every moment of cringe.  Flaming wreckage is my medicine.
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #336 on: June 14, 2018, 11:12:02 pm »
I wonder what they are up to now?
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #337 on: June 14, 2018, 11:23:15 pm »
Quote from: Hoopla on June 14, 2018, 11:12:02 pm
I wonder what they are up to now?

Last word I heard, and this was years and years ago, she had tossed him out on his ass for reasons I can't remember, and he was basically still trying to send her that horrible fucking roleplaying they used to do.  Forever.
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #338 on: June 14, 2018, 11:40:14 pm »
Didn't he become a Pastafarian or something?
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #339 on: June 14, 2018, 11:40:45 pm »
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 14, 2018, 11:23:15 pm
Quote from: Hoopla on June 14, 2018, 11:12:02 pm
I wonder what they are up to now?

Last word I heard, and this was years and years ago, she had tossed him out on his ass for reasons I can't remember, and he was basically still trying to send her that horrible fucking roleplaying they used to do.  Forever.

Pretty much what I expected.
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #340 on: June 14, 2018, 11:43:56 pm »
Quote from: Cain on June 14, 2018, 11:40:14 pm
Didn't he become a Pastafarian or something?

By now he's a 40-something bernie guy with a bad comb-over, hitting on college girls when they come into the Starbucks in which he is for the moment employed.

This is just a guess, mind you.
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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #341 on: March 14, 2019, 12:29:31 am »
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Can you be a cabbage and a Discordian Saint at the same time?

Many on this forum seem to think so.

What?  There's RULES, now?

It's called the Principia.

You should read it sometime.

Also to be Discordian one must think for themself, there's no way Bush can be considered one who thinks for himself.

You're going to have your star revoked for further heresy, or sent back to discordian sunday school.

EVT is the grand mufti of discordian theology, if you're having trouble grasping it, you can beseach her for knowledge.

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Re: I nominate George W Bush for Discordian Sainthood.
« Reply #342 on: March 14, 2019, 12:00:50 pm »
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