There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....

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I think my wife is trolling me. 

[Suu]

Is this at home or the office?

[Cain]

Maybe you're frightening it by staring at it.

[AFK]

Is this at home or the office?

Home.  She stuck it in the flower bed that is right outside our home-office (soon to be nursery).  Every time I peer out the window I see this head.  But, I just have to remind myself it's just a strawman. 

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And no, I didn't start this thread just so I could make that joke.  Although, it is a bonus. 

[Suu]

Maybe it was LWHN?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

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Okay, I may have exaggerated a little bit.  He's actually facing away, but, he's right there when I glance out the window....waiting.....he's gonna kill me in my sleeps. 

[Dysnomia]

 

He's going to steal your brain

[Zenpeanut]

Honestly, based on those pictures, I think it's actually creepier when he's facing away from you.

I mean, who know's what kind of facial expression he's making where your eyes don't go?

[Cainad (dec.)]

It's like he turns around to stare at you when you're not looking...

[Zenpeanut]

Should you worry when the scarecrow face is in front of you
Or is it worse because it's always waiting where your eyes don't go?

Alright, I'll stop half-quoting TMBG.

[Dysnomia]

here's an idea.  Why don't you get another scarecrow for inside your house to look at first scarecrow through the window.  They can have a staring contest.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

his face looks like this

http://www.rubbergorilla.co.uk/gallery%20pics/LARGE%20PICS/scarecrow%20deluxe%20mask.jpg

you just can't see it cause he's facing the other way.





(linked cause the pic is kinda big)

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