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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 14, 2009, 02:43:43 AM

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Elder Iptuous

This thread is awesome.
I learned that i live up here in the chilly north-of-the-border Texas,
that all of S. America is a rain forrest,
but most of all
i learned about the 'Schmidt Sting Pain Index'
how fucking awesome is that?
it apparently doesn't have a 'unit name' though.  (Presumably it would be a 'Schmidt')
halfbaked received, in my estimation, two schmidts from this thread:
'Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.'

LMNO

Quote from: Iptuous on October 15, 2009, 02:30:28 PM
This thread is awesome.
I learned that i live up here in the chilly north-of-the-border Texas,
that all of S. America is a rain forrest,
but most of all
i learned about the 'Schmidt Sting Pain Index'
how fucking awesome is that?
it apparently doesn't have a 'unit name' though.  (Presumably it would be a 'Schmidt')
halfbaked received, in my estimation, two schmidts from this thread:
'Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.'


We definately need to use this index more often.

Cain

Yeah, I saw that index too.  The descriptions were great.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Iptuous on October 15, 2009, 02:30:28 PM
This thread is awesome.
I learned that i live up here in the chilly north-of-the-border Texas,
that all of S. America is a rain forrest,
but most of all
i learned about the 'Schmidt Sting Pain Index'
how fucking awesome is that?
it apparently doesn't have a 'unit name' though.  (Presumably it would be a 'Schmidt')
halfbaked received, in my estimation, two schmidts from this thread:
'Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.'


No, units of pain should be in Utahs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 15, 2009, 05:02:14 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on October 15, 2009, 02:30:28 PM
This thread is awesome.
I learned that i live up here in the chilly north-of-the-border Texas,
that all of S. America is a rain forrest,
but most of all
i learned about the 'Schmidt Sting Pain Index'
how fucking awesome is that?
it apparently doesn't have a 'unit name' though.  (Presumably it would be a 'Schmidt')
halfbaked received, in my estimation, two schmidts from this thread:
'Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.'


No, units of pain should be in Utahs.

As an engineer i am disposed to having the unit be named after the inventor, like Ohms Amperes, Volts, Teslas, Hunekers, etc.

LMNO


Halfbaked1

Quote from: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 08:08:19 PM
Fine.  Call them "Palins".
SECONDED!

And I gave my experience a solid 3 Palins, at least until we decide how far the scale goes.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on October 15, 2009, 08:08:19 PM
Fine.  Call them "Palins".

That should be for units of insanity.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

Yeah, I was gonna say:  1Palin = 3 trillion wingnuts