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Started by East Coast Hustle, December 10, 2009, 08:09:24 PM

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East Coast Hustle

December 10, 2009, 08:09:24 PM
I've got the balls to openly post my address here.

anyone who wants to send an xmas card is welcome to do so.

anyone who wants to send a dead hooker, used socks, old newspaper, or any other fucked-up thing you can think of is also welcome to do so.

I'm not afraid of y'all.

4933 SE Tibbetts St.
Portland, OR 97206

Now, should any of you decide to come knock on my door, it would be wise to inform me before hand, since I keep a very large and very loaded gun handy at all times. I'd hate to accidentally shoot one of you.

Unless you're Durko.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#1
December 10, 2009, 08:10:33 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 10, 2009, 08:09:24 PM
I've got the balls to openly post my address here.

anyone who wants to send an xmas card is welcome to do so.

anyone who wants to send a dead hooker, used socks, old newspaper, or any other fucked-up thing you can think of is also welcome to do so.

I'm not afraid of y'all.

4933 SE Tibbetts St.
Portland, OR 97206

Now, should any of you decide to come knock on my door, it would be wise to inform me before hand, since I keep a very large and very loaded gun handy at all times. I'd hate to accidentally shoot one of you.

Unless you're Durko.



You're on the list, then.
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Z³

#2
December 10, 2009, 08:26:22 PM
I'll have to mail you something, as for what, I don't know.
Something.

AFK

#3
December 10, 2009, 08:27:17 PM
Imma going to mail you all of my snow.  Just as soon as I find someone else to shovel it into the boxes. 
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Elder Iptuous

#4
December 10, 2009, 08:28:46 PM
do you like catalogs?  :D

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
December 10, 2009, 08:29:52 PM
Ooooh oooh my friend Chris used to live on Tibbetts! He would occasionally scream "OH, that tickles my TIBBETTS! for no reason.
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P3nT4gR4m

#6
December 10, 2009, 09:58:22 PM
Just google earthed it. WTF is with you americans? Is every fucking place over there divided into neat little perfect squares? :argh!: This explains the automotive windowlicker convention that is Nascar - none of you poor bastards have ever driven a car around a proper corner have you? Only a nation with no drivable roads could possibly invent a motorsport where you just drive round in circles. It all makes perfect sense now.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Triple Zero

#7
December 10, 2009, 10:00:35 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 09:58:22 PMJust google earthed it. WTF is with you americans? Is every fucking place over there divided into neat little perfect squares? :argh!:

they don't call it "Manhattan metric" for nothing ... apparently this is what happens if you come to a new country and have too much space on your hands, and want to try out this new-fangled thing called "city planning" instead of just letting the shit grow organically.
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#8
December 10, 2009, 10:05:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 10, 2009, 10:00:35 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 09:58:22 PMJust google earthed it. WTF is with you americans? Is every fucking place over there divided into neat little perfect squares? :argh!:

they don't call it "Manhattan metric" for nothing ... apparently this is what happens if you come to a new country and have too much space on your hands, and want to try out this new-fangled thing called "city planning" instead of just letting the shit grow organically.

A lot of New England cities are from before we had civil engineers over here, so they're all fucked up and nonsensical.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Freeky

#9
December 10, 2009, 10:08:26 PM
YOU are gonna get COOKIES, mister. :evil:

P3nT4gR4m

#10
December 10, 2009, 10:10:33 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2009, 10:05:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 10, 2009, 10:00:35 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 09:58:22 PMJust google earthed it. WTF is with you americans? Is every fucking place over there divided into neat little perfect squares? :argh!:

they don't call it "Manhattan metric" for nothing ... apparently this is what happens if you come to a new country and have too much space on your hands, and want to try out this new-fangled thing called "city planning" instead of just letting the shit grow organically.

A lot of New England cities are from before we had civil engineers over here, so they're all fucked up and nonsensical Drivable.

Srsly - I couldn't stay awake behind the wheel in a place like that.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hooplala

#11
December 10, 2009, 10:13:03 PM
Yeah it's so craaaaaaaaazay being able to get somewhere easily!
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#12
December 10, 2009, 10:14:51 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 10:10:33 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 10, 2009, 10:05:47 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 10, 2009, 10:00:35 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 10, 2009, 09:58:22 PMJust google earthed it. WTF is with you americans? Is every fucking place over there divided into neat little perfect squares? :argh!:

they don't call it "Manhattan metric" for nothing ... apparently this is what happens if you come to a new country and have too much space on your hands, and want to try out this new-fangled thing called "city planning" instead of just letting the shit grow organically.

A lot of New England cities are from before we had civil engineers over here, so they're all fucked up and nonsensical Drivable.

Srsly - I couldn't stay awake behind the wheel in a place like that.

Mass is consistently ranked number one for the worst drivers in the country.  I disagree with the statement, I've found a good number of our drivers are technically skilled and competent, they're just so enraged and uncaring that anyone outside the area will be psychologically damaged from the treatment.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Rumckle

#13
December 10, 2009, 10:16:43 PM
I'm sure P3nt would cause them psychological damage.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

P3nT4gR4m

#14
December 10, 2009, 10:23:42 PM
How can you possibly know whether your drivers are technically skilled or not? They've never had to actually balance a car through a complex series of corners. 100 yards then 90o left, 100 yards then 90o right... I'd be surprised if even the most shit driver had to even look at the road after a week or two behind the wheel, never mind employ any technical skill.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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