Magic: Who thinks they can do it, and why otherwise intelligent people buy it.

[Manabu]

also, on a semi-related note; those damned ghost-hunter shows make me want to spend all the money i have to fly to each one of the producer's front porch and massacre their family slowly with a dull butter knife... anyone else feeling this rage when having their brain cells massacred by their commercials, let alone their shows?

This is why I don't watch TV.  I need that money for pills.

i tend to not watch tv much unless i am irritatingly bored, and of course, all it does is make me more irritated... its a hate/hate relationship, and apparently i am masochistic in this sense... wonderful, ne?

i make it a habit of only watching discovery, history, and the like (food channel is crack when i am hungry... another form of torture. sad trend here)

and when i saw that the discovery channel had those deplorable shows on there, i had a fucking conniption.


didn't those stations used to pride themselves on being educational? so, what... now people will watch the discovery channel, see these 'oooh ghosts!' shows, and take them as fact?

like the Smithsonian holding seminars on the 'known characteristics of local extra-terrestrials'


grraaaAAAAAAaaagh! frustrating as all bloody fucking hell...

There is no "History Channel".  It's now the "Pseudoscience Channel".  Everything is about bigfoot and Nostradumbass.

oh fake gods be damned! i forgot about those fucking shows!

fucking 'oh look everyone, these hillbilly's saw bigfoot, and now we will make their claims have merit by having a history channel team investigate it for no more than 48 hours. short time you say? who cares? by us simply being here we give it believability!'





FRAAACK fucking pieces of shit. 'oHey imma go to da libraryz and gets reading material on these things. they be real, dont want to get caught out in da swamps and not be able to defen' against these here attacks, yo. of course they are real, saw it on da tv on history channel! HISTORY CHANNEL! fo sho''

[Cain]

Sometimes they show documentaries on Hitler.

Which invariably mention how he now lives with the Vril inside the Hollow Earth, building a flying saucer army to take revenge.

[Manabu]

Sometimes they show documentaries on Hitler.

Which invariably mention how he now lives with the Vril inside the Hollow Earth, building a flying saucer army to take revenge.

i must have had a ciesure before they mentioned that... though i don't put that past them anymore

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sometimes they show documentaries on Hitler.

Which invariably mention how he now lives with the Vril inside the Hollow Earth, building a flying saucer army to take revenge.

i must have had a ciesure before they mentioned that... though i don't put that past them anymore

A what?

[Bu🤠ns]

WHAT CHOO SAY!?
         \

[Manabu]

Sometimes they show documentaries on Hitler.

Which invariably mention how he now lives with the Vril inside the Hollow Earth, building a flying saucer army to take revenge.

i must have had a ciesure before they mentioned that... though i don't put that past them anymore

A what?

seizure heh. i spl gewd, shut up.

its like sci fi airing that wwf crap. wrestling =/= sci fi

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sometimes they show documentaries on Hitler.

Which invariably mention how he now lives with the Vril inside the Hollow Earth, building a flying saucer army to take revenge.

i must have had a ciesure before they mentioned that... though i don't put that past them anymore

A what?

seizure heh. i spl gewd, shut up.

its like sci fi airing that wwf crap. wrestling =/= sci fi

You'll watch what they tell you watch and like it.

[Manabu]

Sometimes they show documentaries on Hitler.

Which invariably mention how he now lives with the Vril inside the Hollow Earth, building a flying saucer army to take revenge.

i must have had a ciesure before they mentioned that... though i don't put that past them anymore

A what?

seizure heh. i spl gewd, shut up.

its like sci fi airing that wwf crap. wrestling =/= sci fi

You'll watch what they tell you watch and like it.

i know

shameless etc...

not really though. the sheer stupidity of those shows make me so uncomfortably angry that i have to turn off the tv or go outside, grab a random passer-by, beat the ever-living shit out of them, scream 'GO WATCH THE FUCKING BOOB TUBE AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN', and walk home covered in blood with a satisfied smile on my face... either way, i win i suppose, but still. the blood gets everywhere, and i hate cleaning...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sometimes they show documentaries on Hitler.

Which invariably mention how he now lives with the Vril inside the Hollow Earth, building a flying saucer army to take revenge.

i must have had a ciesure before they mentioned that... though i don't put that past them anymore

A what?

seizure heh. i spl gewd, shut up.

its like sci fi airing that wwf crap. wrestling =/= sci fi

You'll watch what they tell you watch and like it.

i know

shameless etc...

not really though. the sheer stupidity of those shows make me so uncomfortably angry that i have to turn off the tv or go outside, grab a random passer-by, beat the ever-living shit out of them, scream 'GO WATCH THE FUCKING BOOB TUBE AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN', and walk home covered in blood with a satisfied smile on my face... either way, i win i suppose, but still. the blood gets everywhere, and i hate cleaning...

If you wait long enough, the blood will just flake out from under your fingernails on its own.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I watched one and only because they were hunting for a "Skunk-Ape" and I was hoping they'd get sprayed by a Skunk-Skunk" while they were traipsing around in the swamps.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

This is what happens when you don't watch American Idol....   

Your punishment is they fuck up everything else on TV. 



Seriously though, this is why I don't have cable, I can only take so many choices of crap before I spew and I have a nice TV and would like to keep it that way!

[P3nT4gR4m]

This is why god invented the intertubes. Cancel your teevee subscription and spend the money you save on a dvd player that can read wifi streams from your pc and then steal steal steal. Watch what you want, when you want to and leave opium for the masses, for the masses.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

This is why god invented the intertubes. Cancel your teevee subscription and spend the money you save on a dvd player that can read wifi streams from your pc and then steal steal steal. Watch what you want, when you want to and leave opium for the masses, for the masses.

Zoom goes the correct Pirate Boat.

[Freeky]

Sometimes they show documentaries on Hitler.

Which invariably mention how he now lives with the Vril inside the Hollow Earth, building a flying saucer army to take revenge.

i must have had a ciesure before they mentioned that... though i don't put that past them anymore

A what?

seizure heh. i spl gewd, shut up.

its like sci fi airing that wwf crap. wrestling =/= sci fi

Maybe not, but it isn't scifi channel  anymore, anyway. It's the sciecne fiction FANTASY channel now. Syfy.

[BabylonHoruv]

Sometimes they show documentaries on Hitler.

Which invariably mention how he now lives with the Vril inside the Hollow Earth, building a flying saucer army to take revenge.

i must have had a ciesure before they mentioned that... though i don't put that past them anymore

A what?

seizure heh. i spl gewd, shut up.

its like sci fi airing that wwf crap. wrestling =/= sci fi

Maybe not, but it isn't scifi channel  anymore, anyway. It's the sciecne fiction FANTASY channel now. Syfy.

Wrestling is not science fiction or fantasy.  bigfoot is sciencefiction, so is hollow earth and ghosts, take that shit off history channel and discovery channel and put them on syfy and put WWF on fuckin ESPN.