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So I'm still getting feedback on LMNO's Potter fanfics.

Started by Suu, January 09, 2010, 04:07:34 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I read them slowly, carefully, memorizing each word as I savored them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."



Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

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It didn't break me, per se. Rather it now prevents me from watching Harry Potter with a straight face, and during the next movie, I'm probably going to be screaming: "HE'S THE KID THAT GOT THE BLOWJOB FROM THAT SKETCHY BITCH!"

Freeky

<--- Would pay extra money to be in the same theatre as GS when that happens.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: General Stuart on January 10, 2010, 09:16:26 PM
It didn't break me, per se. Rather it now prevents me from watching Harry Potter with a straight face, and during the next movie, I'm probably going to be screaming: "HE'S THE KID THAT GOT THE BLOWJOB FROM THAT SKETCHY BITCH!"

Here's something that will: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23693
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

Oh yeah... These were great.  I had this idea I was going to kill off all the protagonists in horrible ways.

If you only knew what I was going to do to Neville...


Cain


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Yeah, I also have no clue what that meant.

I dunno...maybe people are tired of you squeezing citric acid into their eyes.

Freeky

If you're being serious, "lemon" = "erotic fiction".

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on January 09, 2010, 04:07:34 AM
Here's some testimonials!

Quote
i read your other stories, let the truth be told i'm a big ** fetish fan
myslef. and i understand the burden of having extreme fetishes, i am sorry for
you that you have to write these things for people to see, i'm trying not to
sound like i hate you, but i ask only that you remove those stories. some of
our deepest darkest harry potter fetish fantasy's, are better kept to
ourselves. that bloody gory necrophiliac stuff can really scare people. you
can email me at  PLEASE delete those storys! I cannot stress to you enough the
potential emotional and mental harm you could cause someone if the the wrong
person read your stuff. you are sick and you need help. please spare any more
people from your lemons, i have suffered myself from reading them, especially
the ones about ginny, and the one about hermione. i'm almost crying right now
because i just read share and share alike. just... take them off...

QuoteI was actually a bit turned on..
But then the bit about the feast popped up.
A little too 2girls1cup for me.

Quote
Wow. I am now thoroughly disgusted. This sort of stuff does not deserve to be
written, let alone posted on a site like this. Please, get rid of it.

QuoteThat was sick, twisted, and just plan wrong.
I LOVED it. (;



:lulz:

This is why we call him The Chairman of the Board.
Molon Lube

Suu

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 08, 2010, 11:23:07 PM
If you're being serious, "lemon" = "erotic fiction".

He knows that much, were were more perplexed by the horrible grammar.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 02:10:35 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 09, 2010, 04:07:34 AM
Here's some testimonials!

Quote
i read your other stories, let the truth be told i'm a big ** fetish fan
myslef. and i understand the burden of having extreme fetishes, i am sorry for
you that you have to write these things for people to see, i'm trying not to
sound like i hate you, but i ask only that you remove those stories. some of
our deepest darkest harry potter fetish fantasy's, are better kept to
ourselves. that bloody gory necrophiliac stuff can really scare people. you
can email me at 
PLEASE delete those storys! I cannot stress to you enough the
potential emotional and mental harm you could cause someone if the the wrong
person read your stuff. you are sick and you need help. please spare any more
people from your lemons, i have suffered myself from reading them, especially
the ones about ginny, and the one about hermione. i'm almost crying right now
because i just read share and share alike. just... take them off...

QuoteI was actually a bit turned on..
But then the bit about the feast popped up.
A little too 2girls1cup for me.

Quote
Wow. I am now thoroughly disgusted. This sort of stuff does not deserve to be
written, let alone posted on a site like this. Please, get rid of it.

QuoteThat was sick, twisted, and just plan wrong.
I LOVED it. (;



:lulz:

This is why we call him The Chairman of the Board.

Hold on... did someone actually post their email address up there?