Ask Hoopla:

[hooplala]

...and the troll wins 

Nope.  Nigel's attitude scores another point.


Roger, would you mind locking up?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

...and the troll wins 

Again.  

Apparently, it's okay to dog on some people, but not others.

Apparently, it's okay to abuse your friends, but not trolls.

Apparently, standards are mutable, and everything is a goddamned control game.

Apparently, I am a fucking retard.  Or at least I have been.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

...and the troll wins 

Nope.  Nigel's attitude scores another point.


Roger, would you mind locking up?

It's your thread.

[Faust]

It isn't even a case of posting irrelevant  bullshit, theres one or two others that do that. Yatto can have a very weird style, or that herly guy, its just this guy does it consistently in every thread. If I wanted to pass my time to white noise I would tune the radio to snow.

[Doktor Howl]

Hoopla, why must the darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming?  Why flow morphia slow, or let the sun and light come streaming into my life?

Into my life?

[hooplala]

Hoopla, why must the darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming?  Why flow morphia slow, or let the sun and light come streaming into my life?

Into my life?

Oh this one is easy.

Because there's a light. Over at the Frankenstein place.

[hooplala]

Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?

Well, which city? 

Toronto, ideally within walking distance of Front/Spadina.

Oh right, I forgot you were in Toronto.

There is a small alley across from CityTV, often somewhat sketchy gentlemen stand around in there selling weed.  DO NOT SHOW THEM YOUR MONEY FIRST, no matter what they say.  it can be dangerous.  Wear a helmet.

Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. 

I could have gotten him killed.

Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.

[Doktor Howl]

Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?

Well, which city? 

Toronto, ideally within walking distance of Front/Spadina.

Oh right, I forgot you were in Toronto.

There is a small alley across from CityTV, often somewhat sketchy gentlemen stand around in there selling weed.  DO NOT SHOW THEM YOUR MONEY FIRST, no matter what they say.  it can be dangerous.  Wear a helmet.

Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. 

I could have gotten him killed.

Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.

So you have Shroedinger's bonus points.

[hooplala]

Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?

Well, which city? 

Toronto, ideally within walking distance of Front/Spadina.

Oh right, I forgot you were in Toronto.

There is a small alley across from CityTV, often somewhat sketchy gentlemen stand around in there selling weed.  DO NOT SHOW THEM YOUR MONEY FIRST, no matter what they say.  it can be dangerous.  Wear a helmet.

Jesus, I can't believe I sent CU to Sketch Park. 

I could have gotten him killed.

Has anyone heard from him lately? Maybe I did.

So you have Shroedinger's bonus points.

I'll take them.

[Doktor Howl]

I'll take them.

Maybe.

[Doktor Howl]

WHY, HOOPLA, WHY?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/oct/03/theobserver

[Doktor Howl]

ALSO THIS SHIT

**Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

**The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.

**Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.

**Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

**Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your
own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

**Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't
care much about you.

**The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.

**Tonight's sermon-"What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir
practice.

**The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water The sermon tonight:
Searching for Jesus.

**Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.

**The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved...the financial
secretary gave a grief report.

**Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.

**The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of
the entire church.

**Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine:
Name: Bertha Belch.  Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from
Africa."

**Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting
Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference
includes meals."

[hooplala]

WHY, HOOPLA, WHY?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/oct/03/theobserver

The Free Market demanded it, obviously.

[hooplala]

ALSO THIS SHIT

**Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

**The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.

**Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.

**Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

**Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your
own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

**Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't
care much about you.

**The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
conflict.

**Tonight's sermon-"What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir
practice.

**The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water The sermon tonight:
Searching for Jesus.

**Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.

**The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved...the financial
secretary gave a grief report.

**Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.

**The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of
the entire church.

**Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine:
Name: Bertha Belch.  Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from
Africa."

**Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting
Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference
includes meals."

This...

...this is beyond my powers.

[hooplala]

Also: question time is open again, in case anyone needs useless advice.