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Slanket's real face?!

Started by Freeky, February 03, 2010, 03:31:59 AM

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Freeky

I have found out what Slanket the Destroyer really looks like! No wonder "he" didn't want to put up "his" pics...

The jig is up, Slanket. Or should I say.......








Annabelle!






Shibboleet The Annihilator

You should not have done that.

Did you know that I can unhinge my jaw and devour an entire human body?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on February 03, 2010, 07:14:27 PM
You should not have done that.

Did you know that I can unhinge my jaw and devour an entire human body?

I think she was banking on that.
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ThatGreenGentleman

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on February 03, 2010, 07:14:27 PM
You should not have done that.

Did you know that I can unhinge my jaw and devour an entire human body?

Really?! That's amazing!  :lulz:
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Freeky

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on February 03, 2010, 07:14:27 PM
You should not have done that.

Did you know that I can unhinge my jaw and devour an entire human body?




Mistress Freeky,
Totally asking for it.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 03, 2010, 11:37:22 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on February 03, 2010, 07:14:27 PM
You should not have done that.

Did you know that I can unhinge my jaw and devour an entire human body?




Mistress Freeky,
Totally asking for it.

OM
NOM
NOM!

Freeky


Richter

That cat is more hardcore than I will ever be.

And don't EVER test Annabelle.  She took the SAT's at age 5 for kicks, and skinned a juggalo when he wouldn't lend her a #2 pencil.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Freeky

I know I shouldn't but I'm feeling masochistic.

Wait a minute... This sounds familiar... Something to do with "Crammed your gram..."


Oh well, it's probably my imagination. :mrgreen:

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Richter on February 05, 2010, 06:06:07 PM
That cat is more hardcore than I will ever be.

And don't EVER test Annabelle.  She took the SAT's at age 5 for kicks, and skinned a juggalo when he wouldn't lend her a #2 pencil.

True story.

An interesting side note to that story: I used a pencil sharpener to do it.

Freeky


ThatGreenGentleman

Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 05, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 05, 2010, 06:06:07 PM
That cat is more hardcore than I will ever be.

And don't EVER test Annabelle.  She took the SAT's at age 5 for kicks, and skinned a juggalo when he wouldn't lend her a #2 pencil.

True story.

An interesting side note to that story: I used a pencil sharpener to do it.

That must take some skills...
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

This "Annabelle" thing has to be some cultural reference that I am totally out of the loop on, or  :?
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