John Mayer's Racist Penis

[Iason Ouabache]

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2686353/john_mayer_on_black_women_in_playboy.html?cat=9

For a guy with such skills with a guitar, John Mayer seems to be quite the virtuoso at saying things that more than annoy people. His recent remarks about black women in Playboy magazine are just the latest example of his lack of couth. Not only does he compare having sex with Jessica Simpson to a drug addiction (probably not the most flattering of comparisons, especially when uttered with such gutter-ridden eloquence) but the Grammy-winning singer/songwriter told Playboy had a discriminatory penis when it came to black women. America isn't that "post-racial" yet...

When asked if black women threw themselves at him, the 32-year-old guitarist told Playboy: "I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separate from my dick..."

[Suu]

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2686353/john_mayer_on_black_women_in_playboy.html?cat=9

For a guy with such skills with a guitar, John Mayer seems to be quite the virtuoso at saying things that more than annoy people. His recent remarks about black women in Playboy magazine are just the latest example of his lack of couth. Not only does he compare having sex with Jessica Simpson to a drug addiction (probably not the most flattering of comparisons, especially when uttered with such gutter-ridden eloquence) but the Grammy-winning singer/songwriter told Playboy had a discriminatory penis when it came to black women. America isn't that "post-racial" yet...

When asked if black women threw themselves at him, the 32-year-old guitarist told Playboy: "I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separate from my dick..."

Um. Wow. I hate him enough, so this is just the icing on the cake.

[Elder Iptuous]

 
oh holy shit....
i'm not clicking that article at work...
but it does have illustrations, right?
like of his dick standing at attention with a swastika and jack boots and all, right?
or perhaps a little white hooded condom on?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYDy57JPg40

[hooplala]

To be fair, sexual attraction is not open to reason.  We are attracted to who we are attracted to.

[E.O.T.]

I'VE NEVER

          Heard of this guy

WHY

          Do men so often refer to their cock as a seperate person?

[-Kel-]

oh holy shit....
i'm not clicking that article at work...
but it does have illustrations, right?
like of his dick standing at attention with a swastika and jack boots and all, right?
or perhaps a little white hooded condom on?

I want a drawing of this......NOW

[Captain Utopia]

          Do men so often refer to their cock as a seperate person?

I dunno, but growing up, I had a friend who named his "Wilbur".

[Elder Iptuous]

          Do men so often refer to their cock as a seperate person?

I dunno, but growing up, I had a friend who named his "Wilbur".

Was it Terrific?  Radiant?  Humble?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I guess this means my vagina is racist.

What a cunt!

[LMNO]

He's an idiot that tried to make a sexual joke that crossed many realm of "inappropriate" to say something that many people say: "My libido is not universal."

He should be lambasted for being an idiot and not realizing what his statement would appear as.

He should not be condemned for having turn-ons.

[Doktor Howl]

He's an idiot that tried to make a sexual joke that crossed many realm of "inappropriate" to say something that many people say: "My libido is not universal."

He should be lambasted for being an idiot and not realizing what his statement would appear as.

He should not be condemned for having turn-ons.

He should be condemned for what he did to Tom Petty.  You only have to hang him once.

[Suu]

I'VE NEVER

          Heard of this guy

WHY

          Do men so often refer to their cock as a seperate person?

A lot of men will claim that their johnson has a mind of it's own. Whereas it doesn't....


...because a man's brain is really in the head of his penis anyway.

[Suu]

I guess this means my vagina is racist.

What a cunt!

ICWUTUDIDTHAR

[East Coast Hustle]

I don't see what the big deal is. Anyone getting offended by what he said is probably just LOOKING for something to be offended by.

that said...

He should be condemned for what he did to Tom Petty.  You only have to hang him once.

this, in spades.