Tea to the Wall - Beyond Death Coffee

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

You could dissolve the fifteen 150mg tablets in warm water mixed with burnt cardboard and peanut butter. Similar experience, aside from the difference in thickness.

[Doktor Howl]

You could dissolve the fifteen 150mg tablets in warm water mixed with burnt cardboard and peanut butter. Similar experience, aside from the difference in thickness.

Not the same.

Hey...you aren't one of those European coffee-haters, are you?

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

No. I'm one of the american coffee haters . I prefer my caffeine from sugary taurine-rich vitamin sludge, thanks.

[Doktor Howl]

No. I'm one of the american coffee haters

Oxymoron.

Coffee IS America.  It's FREEDOM, it's A WORLD-SPANNING EMPIRE OF AWAKEY GOODNESS.  It's a fast car and a blow job from Marilyn Monroe Manson.  It's Saturday night.  It's bowling with your bad boy shoes on, and a quick back hand to the pimple-faced squat behind the counter if he doesn't like it.

There is no coffee outside of America¹, and there is no America without coffee.

THIS IS ACTUAL SCIENCE.  DO NOT QUESTION IT.


¹Except Columbia and Peru, but they're very small.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Central america doesn't count as america?

I was thinking of france and italy, both of which are known for their coffee. Coffee played a big role in france's history.

[Doktor Howl]

Central america doesn't count as america?

NO.  It is a small place, and they have small possessions.  We, on the other hand, are VERY LARGE, and we have REALLY BIG STUFF.  I fail to see the difficulty in distinguishing this.

I was thinking of france and italy, both of which are known for their coffee. Coffee played a big role in france's history.

There is no coffee in Europe.  Just frou-frou abominations of the glorious coffee bean.

[Triple Zero]

I will make you coffee, if you ever happen to visit here, and then we'll see if you perhaps like to get back to that statement.

As far as I've heard, there is no actual coffee in America, my old flatmate was advised to bring his own when he was sent out there for a job.

So whoever crosses that sea first, has to try the coffee and we'll get down to it. You'd do that anyway because of the jetlag.

And if the difference is that big, at least one of us will be pleasantly surprised

[Doktor Howl]

I will make you coffee, if you ever happen to visit here, and then we'll see if you perhaps like to get back to that statement.

As far as I've heard, there is no actual coffee in America, my old flatmate was advised to bring his own when he was sent out there for a job.

So whoever crosses that sea first, has to try the coffee and we'll get down to it. You'd do that anyway because of the jetlag.

And if the difference is that big, at least one of us will be pleasantly surprised

Let me check with Admiral Akbar on that one.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

As far as I've heard, there is no actual coffee in America, my old flatmate was advised to bring his own when he was sent out there for a job.

Here in the Pacific NW, them's fightin' words, mister.

Maybe your friend visited Missouri or some other state where the only "coffee" they have is Folgers, but in my part of the country if it's not the finest beans in the world fresh-roasted this morning and ground immediately prior to brewing, somebody gets bitch-slapped and has to clean the toilet with their tongue. There is a micro-roastery on every sixth block for people too lazy to roast their own.

This part of the country identifies itself with its coffee. To the rest of the country we give Starbucks, as punishment for not being as awesome as we are. D/N/T.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Plus, I am pretty sure my state is bigger than the EU. Don't lump us in with all those other states, please; I don't even know who those people are, and I don't think they speak the same language.

[Jasper]

Could a P-towner please point me at a place that sells reasonable coffee at broke student prices?

[Rumckle]

As far as I've heard, there is no actual coffee in America, my old flatmate was advised to bring his own when he was sent out there for a job.

I can back this up (with the exception of PDX I didn't try coffee there, but I'll take Nigel's word on it, as Oregon has some of the best beer I've tasted in the US).

[East Coast Hustle]

Could a P-towner please point me at a place that sells reasonable coffee at broke student prices?

good luck. This place considers itself some sort of coffee mecca, but they don't even have Dunkin Donuts.

[Triple Zero]

Plus, I am pretty sure my state is bigger than the EU.

I was busy looking that up before I realized you were kidding :$

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Could a P-towner please point me at a place that sells reasonable coffee at broke student prices?

Beans or brew?