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Cherry Bombs

Started by Adios, May 29, 2010, 05:01:25 PM

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Adios

1 pound of bing cherries.

Cover in cherry vodka.

Cover dish and let 2 weeks in refrigerator.

Eat cherries.

Pass out.

Freeky


East Coast Hustle

Cherries manage to somehow be both the most delicious and most underused of all fruits, IMO.
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Quote from: Exit City Hustle on May 31, 2010, 03:00:35 PM
Cherries manage to somehow be both the most delicious and most underused of all fruits, IMO.

I second this, based on the fact that when I was little I thought I didn't like cherries. Then I ate an actual fresh cherry, and realized that my previous dislike was based on that godawful artificial cherry flavor that goes in so many medicines and candies. Not only is it delicious and underused, it's misrepresented.

Adios

Fresh cherries are the nectar of the gods.

East Coast Hustle

Indeed. Bings are delicious. If you ever see any in the store, Rainiers are possibly even better, or at least every bit as good.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

*makes mental note to buy cherries next time he sees them in the supermarket*

*also to try the vodka experiment*
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