Unbridled Punnery - which makes punnery very lonely

[AFK]

Famed scientists L. Otto Snowe, PhD and R. Lee Cole, PhD had to cancel their study of Penguins because they felt it was too polarizing. 

[AFK]

Studies show underdeveloped males tend to be a little teste, however, other scientists do not believe there is a vas deferens.

[AFK]

The barista left his boss quite steamed when he showed up latte for the daily grind.

[Mangrove]

Studies show underdeveloped males tend to be a little teste, however, other scientists do not believe there is a vas deferens.

SONOFABITCH!!! 

[AFK]

He stayed by her side even when she fell eel, now that's a-moray

[AFK]

Why did China send old sailboats to BP?

They heard they wanted to perform a junk shot. 

[AFK]

The geologist had to step down because of the huge overlode of work. 

[Adios]

You don't sleep at night, do you?

[Salty]

You know who can't sleep? Harold Grove. Why? He's pressed day and night to find a new job since he got fired from the orange juice company he worked for. Turns out he just couldn't concentrate.

[AFK]

You don't sleep at night, do you?

No.

Hey, when Patrick Stewart is having sex, and the woman is on top, does that make her a Knight Rider?  

[Cramulus]

okay, this isn't actually a pun, but...





A girl walks into a bar an asks the bartender for a double entendre.

So he gives it to her.

[NWC]

okay, this isn't actually a pun, but...





A girl walks into a bar an asks the bartender for a double entendre.

So he gives it to her.

[AFK]

Hey, when Paul McCartney sends his list of demands to the concert promoters is that a Knight Rider?  

[AFK]

The orchestra conductor had a very limited career because he couldn't think outside the Bachs. 

[Dimocritus]

Not sure if this really qualifies, but fuck it.

Wise man says that man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who runs in front of car gets tired.